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EastEnders 8 - No spoilers, please!

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southeastdweller · 02/01/2017 08:28

A new thread for the new year Smile

Will the truth come out about how Roxy and Ronnie died yesterday?
Will the new exec producer lose his obsession with bins?
Has Max really forgiven Jane, Ian and Phil?
What secret does the new 'Chelle have?
Will Johnny Sausage learn to act?
Is Denise going to go through with the adoption?
What's going to happen with Lee?
What are your hopes for EE this year?

Come and discuss here!

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nancy75 · 09/01/2017 20:31

I have read a tiny spoiler about Nuchelle, obvs I won't say what it is, but it looks rubbish Angry
That was a very pointless duff duff, we all know she wasn't carrying on with Buster Confused
Couldn't Linda get some emergency power of attorney and get a loan against her mums pub/access to her mums money? If you own a pub in London (own the building) £14k is not much to borrow against it.

The80sweregreat · 09/01/2017 20:39

So, Mick has taken out payday loans to pay back - payday loans!
Genius. Lee didnt even come round to say fanks!
Agree about the pub, Elaine must have money? Power of attorney is an answer too. But guessing L isnt thinking straight, or know about it!
Poor Roxy, no one to stick up for her. They were as bad as each other in the past.
Mick having a heart to heart with Denise about farvvers! As if you would when out buying milk!

nancy75 · 09/01/2017 20:41

I think they will find coke in Ronnie blood test too and then Jack will shout about how he doesn't believe it

WomanFromAnotherPlace · 09/01/2017 20:42

It was all about the 'farvas' tonight!
As much as I can't stand Babe, she is coming out with funnier lines these days. Saying to Kaff "Bring your passport, bring all your passports" made me laugh.

nancy75 · 09/01/2017 20:43

I liked the all your passports line! If they could make Babe a bit less mockney panto villain she could be good

The80sweregreat · 09/01/2017 20:45

Seen pics of Glenda at the funerals on fb.
She should stay away after what she put Ronnie through.

The80sweregreat · 09/01/2017 20:47

Yes, Babe is funny ( even though i hate her) kaffs face was a picture.
She is a fab actress.
So, nu chelle has hubby woes. Go back to Florida love and 'sort it outtt' soon

AGnu · 09/01/2017 20:55

Can't believe Johnny Sausage the legal expert hasn't suggested power of attorney yet!

The80sweregreat · 09/01/2017 21:00

Johnny is about as helpful as a choccy teapot.
I do not believe he is studying law at all!

nancy75 · 09/01/2017 21:18

God, sausage really is a drip, does he ever go to uni? He seems to spend a lot of time skulking about by the crisps out the back

nancy75 · 09/01/2017 21:20

Also, is there any sign of Whitney actually getting a job now she knows they are skint? Useless, the lot of them!

The80sweregreat · 09/01/2017 21:26

Nancy, you and a few others on here should go and tell them a few home truths! Lol.
So true, Whitters isnt doing anything about a job. Lee is useless. Johnny is the worst law student at uni ( when he goes)
Mick is doing his best, but he needs to tell L to get money by other means!
Shirley doesnt seem to contribute much either.
Tina needs to grow up. Babe is just nasty. ( but good in a crisis, sort of!)
The carters are not good role models!

LineyReborn · 09/01/2017 21:54

Johnny (Polony at Law) is turning out as gormless as Lee. Is this to presage Mick's Cockney Breakdown when the sheriffs come knocking?

Gwenhwyfar · 09/01/2017 21:58

"Whitters isnt doing anything about a job."

I presumed she works at the pub. Probably pays better than childcare.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 09/01/2017 22:04

Aargh, did no one else see Denise's baby shower cake? Shock A baby's head emerging from a womb. All crafted out of fondant icing and everyone tucking into it like it was entirely normal.

Oh dear, Mick has put 2 and 2 together and made 11 over Buster. Shirl will now confront Denise in her usual scary bitch assertive way and Denise maybe forced to blurt out the truth.

Nuchelle acting a bit less annoying snob and slightly more human by getting pissed on wine and crying Grin.

LineyReborn · 09/01/2017 22:05

They all need to work at the pub, stop paying staff, and stop taking out pay day loans and expensive lines of credit, whilst making use of the assets that they do have to secure sensible borrowing and re-do their business plan.

The80sweregreat · 09/01/2017 22:07

I just think she could do better, more shifts, look for another job, try to increase her earning potential. I know its not easy, but she could try.
Jack could do with a nanny just now..
They need to 'pull together' lol

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 09/01/2017 22:09

Liney your financial plans for the Carters are far too sensible for soapland. Grin

LineyReborn · 09/01/2017 22:18

Yeah, I know I Lost, can you tell I've been sorting out my accounts? Grin

LineyReborn · 09/01/2017 22:20

Oh don't tell me, MichelleNuBrain will end up staying on owing to some sort of Tedious Thing going down in some part of her life.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 09/01/2017 22:30

Yes, I'm predicting a Tedious Thing going on in NuChelle's personal life that prevents her leaving. Stacey is showing worrying signs of feeling sorry for her sil. Sad

Didnt Jack used to serve up coke a few years ago? He's hardly a stranger to the white stuff and probably responsible for a couple of deaths himself.
Great that the actor who plays him has a decent storyline to get his teeth into. I thought he was always a bit wooden in his scenes with Ronnie but he's really come into his own with all these displays of emotion.

LineyReborn · 09/01/2017 22:34

Yes, he played very woodenly against his wooden wife.

There's Stanislwaski and there's impossible.

WomanFromAnotherPlace · 09/01/2017 22:47

Sausage spends more time these days being a nosey, interfering little tosspot makeshift detective.

I did wonder why Nuchelle was so adamant about drinking wine in a recovering alcoholics house.

buddhasbelly · 09/01/2017 22:48

Is Michelle's problem going to be drink related? Seems a bit soon to have another alcohol related story after Phil, or am i nit picking?

LineyReborn · 09/01/2017 23:05

I've invented a cocktail called the NuChelle.

Smaller than your usual massive potato-based yellow-tinged vodka drink, the OldPhil, and less healthy than the fruit-based NuPhil, but nevertheless sufficient to send you to sleep.