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EastEnders 8 - No spoilers, please!

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southeastdweller · 02/01/2017 08:28

A new thread for the new year Smile

Will the truth come out about how Roxy and Ronnie died yesterday?
Will the new exec producer lose his obsession with bins?
Has Max really forgiven Jane, Ian and Phil?
What secret does the new 'Chelle have?
Will Johnny Sausage learn to act?
Is Denise going to go through with the adoption?
What's going to happen with Lee?
What are your hopes for EE this year?

Come and discuss here!

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The80sweregreat · 03/01/2017 17:56

"Liney, ha ha! Yep, a new baby to add to the brood. Im sure daddy Phil would be over the moon.
I think Whitward should open a creche and clean up. Nursery fees in london are a money spinner! See , i can sort these people out..

LineyReborn · 03/01/2017 18:07

And can you imagine the child tax credit claim complexity going on in Walford?

The80sweregreat · 03/01/2017 18:13

They would need their own HMRC department! Does Charlie pay maintenance?
Does Kush pay for Arthur, does Ryan cough up for Lily?
He said he would once.
Phil has got away with payments for a few kids over the years im sure.
Its very complicated.

LineyReborn · 03/01/2017 18:24

Does Ben pay for Lexi?

LineyReborn · 03/01/2017 18:25

There's probably about £5 million in unpaid child support in the Albert Square area.

The80sweregreat · 03/01/2017 18:26

See, so many unanswered questions.
Ben doesnt mention Lexi.
She will show up one day as a troubled teen..

The80sweregreat · 03/01/2017 18:27

Yep, the taxman should pay them a visit.
Help out with the national debts

LineyReborn · 03/01/2017 18:33

It's weird, isn't it, whenever any of the families talk about money, none of them ever mention child support or child tax credits. It's all about 'extra shifts' and robbing your family blind in an aggravated burglary.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 03/01/2017 18:41

Why fill in all those tax credit forms when you can rob your family blind in an aggravated burglary and get a couple of shifts in the Vic or on Donna's stall? Grin

The80sweregreat · 03/01/2017 18:48

Ilost, yep, much easier than a huge tax form! Especially as Donna paid so well for not doing much. ( she will need new staff now though..)

The breakfasts Babe is going to do was mooted, cue 'breakfast wars' with Kaff from the Kaff. Cant wait..
Bacon rashers at dawn.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 03/01/2017 18:56

Hmm I have a feeling Babe will stoop to low levels to outdo Kaff on the breakfast front.

The80sweregreat · 03/01/2017 18:58

Yes, Babe had that glint in her eye.
It will be war!

EnidButton · 03/01/2017 19:14

I love a bit of the ol' Dyer mockney. Grin

MrsJayy · 03/01/2017 19:23

What relation is Ben to Lola 4th cousin ?

CorporalNobbyNobbs · 03/01/2017 19:26

Didn't Alice get freed and Janine actually get sent down or am I imagining that? Her brother was sleeping with Janine to get her to confess

LineyReborn · 03/01/2017 19:26

I can't work it out without on wiki, mrsjayy.

It's on in a minute. I'm getting a Wine and settling down under my duvet.

MrsJayy · 03/01/2017 19:29

Enjoy will need to watch it later when the Dh goes to bed

LineyReborn · 03/01/2017 19:30

The Alice and Janine prison thing is a blur to me.

An awful lot of them have been in prison, haven't they?

CorporalNobbyNobbs · 03/01/2017 19:36

Is it weird that no ones gone round to see Jack? If that happened in Ireland the house would be heaving with people for the next week.

CorporalNobbyNobbs · 03/01/2017 19:38

I think Ben is Lola's 3rd cousin once removed. So he's his own daughters 3rd cousin twice removed.

DearMrDilkington · 03/01/2017 19:41

Honey is a brilliant actress. I always forget how good she is as they never give her any emotional story lines anymore.

LineyReborn · 03/01/2017 19:47

Bloody hell, Lee makes Mick and Whit look like Luarence Olivier and Vivienne Leigh.

DearMrDilkington · 03/01/2017 19:51

I really can't figure out why Whitney puts up with Lee. Especially after the chlamydia stuff. They really don't work together.

DearMrDilkington · 03/01/2017 19:55

How does Lee know where that bloke lives?Confused

BlackCelebration · 03/01/2017 19:57

And why the hell is NuMichelle such a pain in the arse?!!

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