X FACTOR- It's DISCO week! Glitter balls at the ready, roller skates and boob tubes optional.

[Raahh]

So here are the song choices

Saara Aalto
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)

Honey G
Stayin’ Alive

Emily Middlemas
Wishing on a Star

Sam Lavery
I Will Survive

Ryan Lawrie
Play That Funky Music

Matt Terry
Best of My Love

5 After Midnight
Boogie Wonderland

I was right with my prediction that Emily would do Rose Royce- but I would have gone with 'Love don't live here any more' 'Wish upon a star' seems a bit up beat

Someone always does 'No more tears, and I always think 'but it's a DUET!!' - It's very Elfish though.

Ryan will be terrible, he really isn't funky, 5am will be karaoke, and I am already visualising a white shell suit for Honey G, like when Kenny Everett used to do piss take sketches of the Bee Gees.

I think Sam will struggle. Any one who sings a song like 'I will survive' always loses .

see y'all later.

Well, Ryan has no voice at all for this. And in comparison sang about 4 lines. So they really can't keep him.

There were so many potentially better contestants at judges' houses

He hasn't sulked? He's been moaning about being in the bottom 2 for weeks!

He did sulk- he kept moaning about being in the bottom 3!

God they're both shit. She doesn't even sing, she just talks loud!

Why is HoneyG still there and Sam in the sing off?

It's not hard they are both shit but he is shitter

Because it's shit.

Send home Ryan!

Omfg

Fairy that was kind of my point too tbh, Sam wasn't great last night or tonight but FFS Honey G is a novelty 'act'. And an offensive one at that.

Did Sharon confuse herself then

Bloody hell

That was lame of Sharon

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oooooh, Ryan lives to see another week. Now that I did not expect at all!

Sharon just said she was sending home the one that had been in the bottom 2 so many times but then said Sam

WTF was that on her head in the six chair thing?

Sharon, you're supposed to send home who was the worse singer, not the one you feel sorry for.

Sharon will not be on Simon's Christmas list now.

Sam just shouts too much for me.

Well, at least she gets to go on the tour.

Oh bless her.

I really do think Sam is a lovely lovely girl, but I've never found her voice to be very pleasant. Guess it's just an ear thing

Right I'm off to the jungle thread