X FACTOR- It's DISCO week! Glitter balls at the ready, roller skates and boob tubes optional.

[Raahh]

So here are the song choices

Saara Aalto
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)

Honey G
Stayin’ Alive

Emily Middlemas
Wishing on a Star

Sam Lavery
I Will Survive

Ryan Lawrie
Play That Funky Music

Matt Terry
Best of My Love

5 After Midnight
Boogie Wonderland

I was right with my prediction that Emily would do Rose Royce- but I would have gone with 'Love don't live here any more' 'Wish upon a star' seems a bit up beat

Someone always does 'No more tears, and I always think 'but it's a DUET!!' - It's very Elfish though.

Ryan will be terrible, he really isn't funky, 5am will be karaoke, and I am already visualising a white shell suit for Honey G, like when Kenny Everett used to do piss take sketches of the Bee Gees.

I think Sam will struggle. Any one who sings a song like 'I will survive' always loses .

see y'all later.

Blimey, how is Sam in the bottom two?

It was agonising, especially having to listen to that shit song. Sorry Olly.

oh shit.

Well, by rights, it should be Zingzilla going home. He's had far to many chances.

Zingzilla is gone, him & his bad hair have no hope

RYan is going home then

Probably because she sounds like a cat whose balls are being ripped off, Noisy.

Sadly, her mic appears to be iffy.

Emily didn't have shoes on for her performance I don't think

oh dear, I'm not sure this is helping Sam.

She's struggling with this but I like her singing it somehow

I think that was awful.

That sounded like some kind of tribal throat yodelling from Sam

Before the show even aired, Sam was favourite to leave, apparently.

God that was awful

Haha dillite well, she's the best of a bad bunch imo. Maybe if someone pulls Ryan's balls hard enough he'll express some emotion.

Yuck

I think he's constipated.

This is terrible!

Oh dear. He's very flat and screechy at the same time.

Oh man, this is even worse.

He sounds no better

At least I recognise this song, that's the only positive thing I can say

YoHo either that or he's pooed himself

Stop assaulting my eardrums!

He's going to get cold ankles dressed like that

They were both bad.