X FACTOR- It's DISCO week! Glitter balls at the ready, roller skates and boob tubes optional.

[Raahh]

So here are the song choices

Saara Aalto
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)

Honey G
Stayin’ Alive

Emily Middlemas
Wishing on a Star

Sam Lavery
I Will Survive

Ryan Lawrie
Play That Funky Music

Matt Terry
Best of My Love

5 After Midnight
Boogie Wonderland

I was right with my prediction that Emily would do Rose Royce- but I would have gone with 'Love don't live here any more' 'Wish upon a star' seems a bit up beat

Someone always does 'No more tears, and I always think 'but it's a DUET!!' - It's very Elfish though.

Ryan will be terrible, he really isn't funky, 5am will be karaoke, and I am already visualising a white shell suit for Honey G, like when Kenny Everett used to do piss take sketches of the Bee Gees.

I think Sam will struggle. Any one who sings a song like 'I will survive' always loses .

see y'all later.

Raahh, :)

Raahh

In the recap they have made Emily sound considerably louder than she did at the time.

Tbh, much as I dislike Ms G, she probably 'sang' more than any of the other acts. Most of them did hardly any of the lyrics, really.

Who are The Wanted?

Is this that Famous song?

Never heard of the Nathan, is he Eric's grandson? ..

He looks about 16!

Ah yes yes it is

Is Nathan signed to Syco, because he really doesn't seem to do that well out there in the real world world.

And I heard this on the radio- and it is an absolute rip of of a Sam Cooke style song I cannot name. But I'm sure one of you lot can.

dillite they were a sub-par boyband

Or Otis Redding.

Nathan looks like Ben who-now? Just as. Oring

poor wee nathan.

Maybe being on X Factor is his one gig a year

Ive heard it on radio two! Ken Bruce likes it...
He looks like he should be doing 'stand up 'in that outfit!

Raahh When a Man Loves a Woman?

My ears. Poor old Nathan. Wouldn't win the sing off.

Yep. Come back when you are famous.

2 year??? Fuck me. Give up man.

My brother is filming a movie about Churchill on Remembrance Day. It seems kinda fitting. Now, I need to get up at 5am for work, but I also want to hear all the gossip. So my dilemma is- do I wait for him to come back, or do I say fuck this shit and go to bed?

Why is Emily sporting a dog poo pile on top of her head?

Noisy- it is very much a combination of every song of that ilk. They should all sue. if they weren't all dead.

Did he just say saara bottom 2?

Ben Haenow! He has disappeared. Did a duet with Kelly Clarkson..then nothing.
Ripped up the spot, just shut it down..does she say anything else?

Why does HoneyG do those stupid phrases? She sounds bloody ridiculous

She's just cringeworthy

Ugh dirge

I've worked out what bothers me about Honey G. She's just another hilarious character along the lines of Jim Davidson's Chalkie.

Hi All, sorry to miss you all again last night, I seem to have been out almost every Saturday night this series but usually I'm really dull and stay at home. Watched last nights episode on catch up so now ready for the final. I think I must be deaf to HGs charms because all the judges loved her last night and I thought it was just the same as every week. I say "Honey", you say...