X FACTOR- It's DISCO week! Glitter balls at the ready, roller skates and boob tubes optional.

[Raahh]

So here are the song choices

Saara Aalto
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)

Honey G
Stayin’ Alive

Emily Middlemas
Wishing on a Star

Sam Lavery
I Will Survive

Ryan Lawrie
Play That Funky Music

Matt Terry
Best of My Love

5 After Midnight
Boogie Wonderland

I was right with my prediction that Emily would do Rose Royce- but I would have gone with 'Love don't live here any more' 'Wish upon a star' seems a bit up beat

Someone always does 'No more tears, and I always think 'but it's a DUET!!' - It's very Elfish though.

Ryan will be terrible, he really isn't funky, 5am will be karaoke, and I am already visualising a white shell suit for Honey G, like when Kenny Everett used to do piss take sketches of the Bee Gees.

I think Sam will struggle. Any one who sings a song like 'I will survive' always loses .

see y'all later.

That should say cheer us up

Bye 80s, see you soon.

Bye 80s

Awwwww that boxer is adorable.

I love the badger!

Poor daft oli, probably isn't allowed to speak in case he accidentally tells us who is leaving

Just don't let him announce any results...

Yes Olly, sing don't talk ffs.

Aww I do like Olly though

This is a very dull song. Especially as the staging seems to suggest something a lot more fun. And upbeat.

This is a terrible song!

The child/judges ? They are so freaky!!

Kid judges!

They should have had the child judges on during the Halloween.

He'd be in the sing off if he was still in the competition!

Child Sharon is very frightening.

Mini Simon is quite horrific, it's the stuff of nightmares

ANOTHER ad break?! They are fucking kidding.

I thought my drugs were working too well when I saw child Sharon

Phew, the adfactor is back! I was getting quite fed up of my ads being interrupted by some show that's supposed to be on at this hour.

nancy- I thought Bruno Mars was back at first.

He looked like a mini werewolf! Preteen wolf

Why did they steal Emily's shoes?

Bye, bye Ryan!