X FACTOR- It's DISCO week! Glitter balls at the ready, roller skates and boob tubes optional.

[Raahh]

So here are the song choices

Saara Aalto
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)

Honey G
Stayin’ Alive

Emily Middlemas
Wishing on a Star

Sam Lavery
I Will Survive

Ryan Lawrie
Play That Funky Music

Matt Terry
Best of My Love

5 After Midnight
Boogie Wonderland

I was right with my prediction that Emily would do Rose Royce- but I would have gone with 'Love don't live here any more' 'Wish upon a star' seems a bit up beat

Someone always does 'No more tears, and I always think 'but it's a DUET!!' - It's very Elfish though.

Ryan will be terrible, he really isn't funky, 5am will be karaoke, and I am already visualising a white shell suit for Honey G, like when Kenny Everett used to do piss take sketches of the Bee Gees.

I think Sam will struggle. Any one who sings a song like 'I will survive' always loses .

see y'all later.

Please let Elfish be bottom 2. But surely Zingzilla is bottom 2? They will save Elfish over Zingzilla.

I love the fact I keep getting Anadin adverts, it is kind of apt.

Waitrose Christmas ad is so much nicer than the JL one.

I bet Honey G is bored with being Honey G now. She should kill herself off.

They never say 'honey, do something else' do they?
They do to most of the others.

Tk maxx ad is disturbing.

I see Dermot has his salesman suit on tonight.

When she wins, Honey G will suddenly want to taken seriously as a Gilbert and Sullivan artist.

Oh- so she isn't bottom 2!

Oh do shut up Saara

Calm down dear! It's not like you've actually won.

Honey can't even do what she does, no chance of her doing something else

Liney! I can see Honey doing HMS Pinafore!

5AM are so crap though!!

I predict Emily out this week

Oh crap.

It's an absolute joke

Tk Maxx ad is what nightmares are made of.

Will it be Emily vs Ryan? Now that would be sweet!

What'll happen if it's a singing between Emily and Sam??

Do you think Honeys nose is attached to the glasses?

Bit of booing there

Emily was terrible though, and has been for a while.

Mean to make them wait though.

The end of loves young dream

Meant Ryan obviously

Yep Emily v Ryan

Er didn't they just have an ad break 5 minutes ago?!

Nearly. Out of battery on device, so bye till next week.
I say X you say Factor!
Good week to you all
Xx

Anyway, to cheat is all up, watch this dog watching the JL ad!
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