Sam faiers, mummy diaries

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Is anyone watching?
The mother in law is still weird!

I'm pretty sure a house with land in Surrey is going to cost a hell of a lot more than that house she lives in now...

I think you could tell Sam the world was about to end and she would just grin back at you.

The Mirror reports Sam was worth 4.2 million in 2015 and so she can probably afford the house. A lot of these types rent places don't they, Peter Andre etc

She did nearly marry Joey Essex, she's never gone for or been the brightest, but hey, you can't knock her for success.

Has nobody got anything to say about this week's? Me neither, it's was a really boring episode.

I watched it in horror. The first 'professional' photography gig when she got her teacher to do all of the actual work.
She and her dense boyfriend really ought not to be allowed to breed any further, she is SO thick and vacant. The whole Big Paul/Baby Paul thing is so cringeworthy, and the very, very odd mother in law.
They make Billie look like a nuclear scientist in comparison..

I don't mind her, she's clearly not the smartest cookie but she's pretty harmless isn't she? And the baby is very cute!

I didn't mind it. It was better than this weeks TOWIE. I like Billie's honesty and give Sam one more baby before she takes back the 'I want 4' statement. Baby Paul is super cute, big Paul isn't.

Baby Paul (why don't they call him Small Paul?) is a small bunny rabbit. But big Paul? Paul the other one. (Ha ha). Tall Paul. Small Paul. If Sam carries him it's haul Paul. In the autumn he can be called Fall Paul (if they're going American). (I have too much time on my hands)

I reckon she said to the producers "we're going to move" and they said "pretend you're going to move to Surrey and then we can use that as the ongoing "saga" of the (bafta nominated to be) programme.

I am lol at billie looking like a nuclear scientist in comparison to the others!!!

Nope not a lot to say about this episode. Gaynor was weird again, but it was otherwise boring.

Gaynor managed to look creepy just looming in the background of the photo shoot. Why was she even there? Bizarre

I agree, Sam is sounding smug. Everything seems so easy for her.

Yeah, I could only stomach about 20 mins of it. I'm a childless, single 40 year so I doubt I'm the target audience.

Big Paul looks ridiculous in those too small grey track suits. He looks like a six year old who won't let his mum throw out his four year old clothes!

MIL is one scary woman. I did laugh when she was describing her religion. 'I don't have faith, I have a personal relationship with God' said in the voice of a Martina Cole 'heroine'.

She made it sound like a business relationship with the Mitchell brothers! 😂

Aargh! They are so THICK! And their denseness is the only thing they seem to have in common.

Baby Paul is definitely the brains of the operation 😂😂

Apparently they have a cat, also named Paul.

The constant smiling is so weird. Are they Spanish or just fake tanned?

'Paul is a man of knowledge' said Sam.

Ah ha ha ha.

😂😂 Baby Paul is a contented little baby.

I'm actually sick of hearing the name Paul now.

Lol! We only saw the last ten minutes (dh said 'who are these people?' ) and we are slightly demented by the sheer vacuousness of it. And all the 'Paul' ing.

The constant vacant smiling is something else, especially when combined with the deathly dull conversations.

'I like jam. Do you like jam?'
'Yeah I like jam too'
'Oh wow we both like jam'
Sam and Big Paul laugh

(Not actual conversation but I bet it's more interesting than some of their actual chats!)

I liked the scene in a restaurant, 'you liked maths, didn't you Big Paul?'

'No, I liked adding up'

Cut to Sam saying 'we're always learning about each other...'

Apparently they have a cat, also named Paul.

Please tell me you are joking

I hope it's called Cat Paul.

Cat 'pawl'