GBBO - Are you ready to bake?

[SheHasAWildHeart]

Guardian article on all this year's contestants www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2016/aug/16/the-great-british-bake-off-meet-the-2016-contestants

go Val, wow, thought she'd be off the show this week but maybe not!

Aw - pleased for Val

Do they not even get to taste their claggy balls of shame?

Michael to go please.

maybe they don't want to Spotted :)

I always hate bread week.

Why is Paul such a cock?!

They don't get long for making the bread do they?

It's not a surprise, Mary. Give them not enough time and weird recipes and they're never going to do well.

Fix it for next year, Producers. Bread week should be good.

It should be big is Paul's knob week.

I'm now debating if you spell it knob or nob

How do Kate's family have time to relax, what with the zillions of 'family traditions' that they have to get through?!

I seriously dislike Paul.

That basket looks like a disaster waiting to happen.

I'm glad Val has been doing well. I like when traditional bakers do well.

I also love how much of a nerd Tom is.

Ale & seaweed - WTF is that all about??!!

I always think nob sounds more insulting than knob. Either way Paul's one

Spoiler alert : Soup they gave the game away with the basket in the preview bit. He approaches the bench wearing it as a hat.

ooh , I like the sound of Benjamina's

Oooh - coconut chutney though, yum

She learned by plaiting her pony's tail. Another of course.

Of course you did it with your pony, kate

Very male

Kate comes across as a parody sometimes. "This plaiting reminds me of braiding my pony's tail."

It's a bread cock!

Kate should turn that corn dolly into a voodoo doll of Paul and steam it in a f*ing dampfknudel.

I like Tom, studiously avoiding discussing what his bread looks like!!