Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

[fourquenelles]

Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

she is WINNING at life.

For sure.

Sinitta is my idol.

Just give her the trophy now!

Oh yes they probably are SpottedZebra, never thought of that

Those diners have No Idea who any of the male stars are.
Hey just obeyed the big sign that said wave.

This beardy guy is less famous than the person who was evicted in week one from Big Brother back in 2003.

The paying customers are thinking 'Who ARE these people? Isn't this supposed to be Sleb Masterchef?'

Do you think that someone dropped out and he was all they could find at short notice?

Donna looks like a blonde Anna Kendrick.

Maybe the well of UK celebrities has finally been bled dry.

And that chef fancies her.

I bet old Ma Middleton is watching.

Bet her steak is shit but he fancies her!

I would have bet my firstborn that Donna Air had done this show already.

Donna Air's RP accent makes me cringe.

I remember her in Byker Grove. And she definitely didn't sound like that......

Mr Cannon or Ball is sweet.

Or is he a Little or Large?

I bet that vlogger starts vlogging about food

Tommy Cannon squoosh

He is neither Little nor Large, squoosh, but I'm unsure as to whether he's Cannon or Ball.

So all of a sudden the vlogger can cook

ah thanks ellen!

Tommy Cannon who's comedy partner is Bobby Ball. Very, very big in the 80s

Vlogger boy goes an alarming shade of pink in the kitchen.

Hope Alexis succeeds with his ta ta ta

I bet that vlogger starts vlogging about food

Ha, yes. Maybe he wants to move into 'lifestyle' like Fearne Cotton and gwyneth and Reese and all the blondes.

OMG Donna s voice.

Swig for panna cotta!