Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

[fourquenelles]

Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

Have you seen this Halsall?

Oooh, I love a bit of offal, ellen

oh em gee Halsall. I love watching a bit of the blessed Ina. Poor old Jeffrey can only bear to come home on Fridays.

Squoosh I think it would be sort of "pa-ey-ya" if broken down slowly. India Fisher doesn't bother.

I am pleased at the relative lack of "choritso" this season.

I love a pot pie.

My mum and dad have Andy Williams albums, after one to many drinkies the record player comes out and well...........

Laura ROAR

Did he make his own pastry? Can you make a puff pastry in that short time?

I'm not sure if I've ever said this before but I do wish Gregg would bugger off and drown himself in the sous vide machine.

I say pa-eh-ja but then my teacher was from South America.

'How FABulous is THAT????‘

(Is today Thursday or Friday? Please don't say it's Thursday.)

Oh do fuck off, Sid.

It's Friday Grouchykiwi

Do you remember the navy ship challenge squoosh, it was the perfect opportunity to get rid of him

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/2691546-Sleb-Masterchef-finals-Shut-up-Gregg?watched=1

New thread in waiting

Sid needs some glycolic acid and retin-a in his life.

Vinegar spray. Tssssssk.

My grandma can't stand Greg squoosh, she says "well, what would a greengrocer know about it anyway?".

Oh ellen I rue the day they didn't take the opportunity to throw him overboard. What were they thinking??

Ah hang on a minute, it's fish and chips for fucks sake, I told you all along, they are gearing him up for the win

Hurrah! Thanks fourquenelles

Gregg seems a bit bad tempered. He must have been rebuffed by some twentysomething busty lovely on Twitter.

Thanks ellen. Relieved!

Love the title, four.

Shut up, Gregg. I think it looks artistic.

The Rev to go?

Rev's a gonna I reckon

I reckon jimmy and Sid will tie first place

Your grandma is clearly a wise woman Laura!