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Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

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fourquenelles · 22/06/2016 10:15

Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

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TheUnsullied · 22/06/2016 20:14

Can she have a trio judged when they asked for one dish?

ellenanora5 · 22/06/2016 20:15

Jesus I could write crap like that and make loads of money Grin

Don't think Tommy going to do well

squoosh · 22/06/2016 20:15

Oh yes, Zebra, Sid has put in a bit of graft over the years. He hasn't just made some measly youtube videos in his parents' house.

TheSpottedZebra · 22/06/2016 20:16

My DD's school friend wants to be a 'famous vlogger'. They are 10.5 Shock

ellenanora5 · 22/06/2016 20:17

Wasn't Sid on the Jump lately, I only watched the first one because I wanted to shove Davina down a very long hill without any protective gear so gave up on it.

SlinkyVagabond · 22/06/2016 20:17

Why the fuck did no one think, oh I'll make a nice shepherds pie?

squoosh · 22/06/2016 20:18

Sinitta's clearly been exploring the world of cheek fillers.

squoosh · 22/06/2016 20:18

Or a nice lamb burger Slinky.

TheSpottedZebra · 22/06/2016 20:19

A few of them are reality 'experts', I think. Donna did that diving one, didn't she?

ellenanora5 · 22/06/2016 20:19

Oh I'd scoff a burger now

SlinkyVagabond · 22/06/2016 20:20

Oh I want a plate of them prawns.

squoosh · 22/06/2016 20:20

Those prawns are beasts!

Yum.

TheSpottedZebra · 22/06/2016 20:20

I was just thinking that, Squoosh (yay, jinx!) - ie what has she had done. And how old is she? She's very pretty. I love that she had a dalliance with Brad Pitt.

ellenanora5 · 22/06/2016 20:21

That's true SpottedZebra, they make their living out of it, not sure about Donna I've never heard of her

squoosh · 22/06/2016 20:21

I meant to say, glad you gave your shingles the shove ellen!

squoosh · 22/06/2016 20:22

I always think about her dalliance with Brad Zebra. And she got her mitts on him when he was at the peak of his beauty.

ellenanora5 · 22/06/2016 20:23

Do you know what I've often wondered, why would the chefs risk their reputation by letting these amateurs cook, I bet the "paying customers" are friends and family.

TheSpottedZebra · 22/06/2016 20:23

They're just heating pre made stuff in pans, and plonking g meat on, aren't they?
Not that hard, surely?

JuneFromBethesda · 22/06/2016 20:23

Sinitta had a thing with Brad Pitt??

TheSpottedZebra · 22/06/2016 20:25

AND she has clearly got the dirt on old Cowell, Squoosh.
I may mock her dishes and cheeks and fig leaf bikini exhibitionism, but she is WINNING at life.

ellenanora5 · 22/06/2016 20:25

Thanks Squoosh, took bloody ages and the spots left scars, and have to have regular eye tests until they are sure it didn't affect my vision, but I'm sure I'm grand Smile

squoosh · 22/06/2016 20:25

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Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way
TheSpottedZebra · 22/06/2016 20:25

She really did, June !

SlinkyVagabond · 22/06/2016 20:26

Sinitta shagged brad?!! (Or as my iPad wanted to say Sinatra)
Oh I hate restaurants or any other business that are called something and something in this pretentious way.

JuneFromBethesda · 22/06/2016 20:26

Wow. I have to say, she wears her plastic surgery well, too.

Aaaaaanyway, back to the food ...