Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

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Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

I used to think Les Dennis was Z List. Les is a titan of showbiz compared to this lot.

Who's this tv conman

He is loud isn't he? Conman that is.

Yay! I was hoping there was a new thread.... Setting down with my scallops (get me - they were from the freezer and needed cooking soon)

Does Donna Air eat? She's vair thin.

Squoosh

Ah ha there you are! I know one contestant who has got to the big cooking for lots of people, or it may be cooking for proper chefs round, because they let something slip on Twitter.(I hope they win)
I know two people tonight.

I know tommy cannon and sinitta

The others I don't have a scooby

At least Sinnita's using the squid. Albeit badly and with a face that screams she's disgusted by it.

Omg these dishes are all looking horrible so far

She's left the guts in, oh dear

I DO NOT APPROVE of youtube 'stars'

squoosh let's hope Donna A has learned some useful tips from James Middleton's sister Pippa. E.g: 'Providing food is always a good idea at a dinner party'. 'Guests might like to sit down, so I recommend providing chairs'. Pippa is a veritable goldmine of invaluable info.

The Windsors ripped the piss out of Pippa's entertaining book. It was wonderful.

I'm not entirely sure any of them have done very well here.

I'd have stuffed the squid.

Donna Air is the sort to have had sneaky cooking lessons.

Oh my god Halsall, did she really give that advice

'Guests might like to sit down, so I recommend providing chairs'.

Kate may be the people's princess but Pippa clearly is the people's Einstein!

Donna Air sounds like a cheapo airline.

She is an utter genius Halsall. God four plates of puke. Yum.

She made a book out of telling people those gems Ellen!

Donna Air is the sort to have had sneaky cooking lessons.

YES Squoosh that's what I said. We agree again. But not about Sid - he's a W list, at least.

ellen I kid you not, it was closely along those lines

If he'd said that was a deconstructed hotpot they'd be all over him.

First slug of the night with a lovely lovely thing.