Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

[fourquenelles]

Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

panacotta is a sure sign of someone who's had some cookery lessons.

And there's the panna cotta

whose, who's pah who knows.

Twice is a LIE. You didn't act your way out of that, Donna.

Saw Cannon and Ball at Blackpool Towers in the 80s

Everyone looks like they've placed their food in stone cold pans

Those cheek implants do give her the look of startled dormouse methinks.

Poor Sinnita looks very confused

Spinach Burger Mousse!

But I do think she must have a picture in the attic somewhere!

I'm disappointed that one or more of Sinitta's enormous false eyelashes hasn't fallen off into her Spinach Burger Mousse

Oh yep, in fairness she looks bloody great, wonder how old her twins are now, did her hubby leave her or are they still together.

What the chuff is going on with Donna Air's accent? Wasn't she in Byker Grove?

DH has just announced she shall henceforth be known as Donna Airs & Graces :D

Watch Gregg patronise Tommy

Ha yeah, every so often a bit of Geordie pops up.(no I don't mean ant or Dec)
I'd eat that salad, apart from fucking desecrated coconut.
Oh now they are picking at raw meat? I've seen lamb on here that's basically a shaved sheep.

And 'choritho' makes me cringe cringe cringe

Slinky

That soup looks nasty

She looks baffled!

Watch him treat sinitta like the comedy entry.

Bye bye Sinitta!

Jaysus I don't fancy the burger either. And half a head of roasted garlic

Donna Airs and graces brilliant

Boom - Edible Flowers!

Greg loves pointing out the obvious