Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

[fourquenelles]

Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

Hope they have the Rennies on standby. And the Andrew's Liver Salts. My granny loved that stuff.

ellen it looks as though they're prudently starting in on the alcohol fairly early. Which could be wise.

He is an amazing businessman according to Wiki Doin. Seems to be propping up the whole Osmond Empire

Bless em, they would probably prefer a shepherds pie

I used to watch Eastenders back in the 90s. I remember Sid and Daniella Westbrook as fresh faced love's young dream..........

Huh. You can buy those lattice cutters at Lakeland. Not so gourmet methinks.

Did he just wipe his hair and carry on with the pastry?!

I remember most of them from being on Strictly

Nooooo alexis ran his bare hands through his hair and then touched the food...

Definitely Halsall, that would be my choice as well

X post chocomochi

Thanks for explaining what 'twice cooked' means John. I was struggling.

Oh god did he...and all that drippy sweat.....yuk yuk yuk

This is not the most sensible way of preparing soufflés I can think of.

Why do they always have to cross some sort of a yard with a wonky hostess trolley

bless 'em, they're excited. Now I have visions of the poor Chelsea Pensioners subsisting on a diet of soup, gruel and dry bread

I'm out. Popping to neighbours for 🍾 Will watch the rest of the recording later.

Jeopardy ellen. The producers' idea of throwing stuff into the mix in case we get bored.

Good job it isn't raining!

I know Halsall, I worked with the elderly for years, some of the bare cupboards would break your heart, or worse, all the gone off food that they wouldn't throw away

I like this chef. He's no Marcus but at least he isn't a shouty twunt.

Why can't they eat their dinner in a room near the kitchen? It's so daft.

Fourquenells, I'm afraid that's already happened, this round is too long

Enjoy yourself Davros

ellen I have hopes of a Masterchef/Total Wipeout mash-up. They're inching towards it with the painful trolley journeys over ploughed fields, uneven tarmac, cobbles, tramlines and similar surfaces.

Dissent in the ranks!