Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

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Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

He's not four. There's only one grumpy bastard Marcus in the world.

We'd better keep an eye on this thread, chaps - might need a new one for the next round. Almost full!

Well spotted Halsall. Volunteers for a new thread please.

Ranking them in order of preference

Jimmy - love
Rev - I dissed him earlier but he won me around with that Dad reminiscing
Louise
Sid/Alexis - don't like either of them really

Ah I'm starving now, I'm going to make a cheese toastie

Pie yeah yeah ?

I'm guessing that is not how Greg usually pronounces paella

It's pronounced pie-ya isn't it?

Where's this ya ya coming from?

Bah, Sid's playing the Mum card now...

LOL Doin Goes well with a side of naice ham.

Yep Jimmy
Rev
Louise
Alexis
Sid

But the Rev won't win I don't think

Oh no, Sid has a dead mum. Now I'm feeling less antagonistic towards him.

Agree with you sqoosh

Oh bloody hell, Alexis is at it too. Shameless.

Lemon and egg nope I'm not trying that

Jimmy's a Mormon. He'll have eleventy million dead relatives!

Don't think Jimmy's is going to be posh enough

Awww tiny Jimmy.

And Andy Williams too squoosh

I like Jimmys reason the best

Gregg has clearly never watched the blessed Ina Garten. He'd know all about chicken pot pies if he was conversant with the Barefoot Contessa.

The pie yeah yeah looks naice

Awww jimmy! my DP is American, he loves a chicken pot pie

Yes Laura, the rest of them are like 'damn, why don't we have any world famous crooners in our immediate circle'!

And I love love chicken pie, or any pie really, but not steak and kidney, steak bit yes, kidney bit no