Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

[fourquenelles]

Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

That souffle looks minging.

I like Lil Jimmy. Bingo - quenelle!

I'm afraid I rather 💕 Little Jimmy O now. But can he do a quenelle? Eh? Eh?

Marcus would eat these people alive, squoosh.

X-post fourquenelle. Appropriately

His soufflé didn't look that cooked to me - unless he put a sauce on it? It looked very wet.

Perhaps Sid has the real dirt on the Wallace's fetishes (I reckon fish skin G strings). Can't think of another reason why he is still in this competition.

Oh good point Grouchy. Marcus would turn Jimmy into stock.

four Now you've done it. Pass the brain bleach. Stat.

This chef who is not Marcus sounds like Peter Kay.

I've just seen mention of Wallace's sexual preferences......

It has not enhanced my evening

Well it appears to be gone, it either has a new hiding place or been taken to the festival weekend I feel a takeaway coming on......right, back to the slebs

That's a good Lancashire accent squoosh. Which Marcus has, mysteriously, jettisoned

Do you think all these pensioners like all this highfalutin double cooked soufflé, pink lamb, scorched leek and puddings containing fruit paint?

whats he got on his head!>?!?!

I'm fast forwarding so not sure who they are cooking for

Now Halsall you now I've forbidden you from speaking about Marcus in anything less than glowing terms!

Well I hope it's money Sid's slipped them because the other things in my head are not pleasant

I was just thinking that, Laura. They'll probably stare blankly and say 'what's this shit?’ when confronted with the sleb feast.

Laura I suspect the hospital is hoping that the fancy shmancy cooking will carry a few of the more elderly pensioners off.

It could be a knife davros. He looks the type.

Oh I hope so Davros

Hope they all have the good teeth in for this meal

Evening all , I love Jimmy , he's very humble .