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MADE IN CHELSEA CMON WHERE ARE YER <bangs dustbin lid blows horn>

470 replies

MuddhaOfSuburbia · 11/04/2016 22:10

is there a thread yet

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KenDoddsDadsDog · 07/06/2016 07:18

I read it too NikiFury , love the way Jim Shelley writes Louise's voice.

CornishTea · 07/06/2016 07:37

Who says Mummy in an interview

I think thats what got her the job! I would have said 'me mum or muvva' Grin

Please please please let Binky stay free & single. Shes such a beautiful girl. He wasnt interestedin her at first as he said she was 'damaged'

Horrible boy.

RozTheSchnoz · 07/06/2016 09:34

Argh - just catching up with last bight's episode and the 'bubba' mentions are making my skin crawl! And I liked JP at the start but he's so controlling! 'When you're with my friends you're a good girl' - wtf?

RaeSkywalker · 07/06/2016 10:14

"Bubba"

JP really is a sanctimonious, controlling eejit.

MiniCooperLover · 07/06/2016 11:57

Mummy Binks has it spot on 'he shouldn't be dining out on this'. Lucy's face when he was going on about 'if you're with someone who is reluctant to spend time with you' .... Hmm yeah that's how you were just weeks ago?? If he dumped Binky before he even knew about this what does it matter to him??

MiniCooperLover · 07/06/2016 12:08

And his whiny tone of voice with the constant Bubbas .... Aggghhhhhh

RaeSkywalker · 07/06/2016 12:20

Yes Mini, why is he lecturing her on how to behave in relationships? Because of his vast experience? Why is he berating her for going out with her friends when that's all he wanted to do himself until recently? Hmm

kolapop · 07/06/2016 12:21

Someone needs to tell JP and Binky that you need more in common in a relationship than just being a bit dim.

MiniCooperLover · 07/06/2016 12:27

He's a bully !!! 'I will have an issue if people put their foot in and comments in'. Who cares ?!?!? Well done Ollie trying to stand up for her. Him saying 'something is not right and needs to be changed' clearly meaning Binky and her behaviour. Who the hell does he think he is ?!?

KenDoddsDadsDog · 07/06/2016 13:33

JP is such a weirdo. Run away !

MintyChops · 07/06/2016 13:36

They need to get some decent new boys in; Biscuits is beyond awful, JP is turgid, Richard is vile, James is boooooooring, Sam is so stupid I'm amazed he can stand unassisted, Ollie is frozen, M-F is a parody of himself, Mytton looks OK in comparison and I cannot BELIEVE I just said that.

Bring back Boule, Nostrils, Stevie and even Spenny.....

KenDoddsDadsDog · 07/06/2016 13:40

Biscuits will still be in this when he's 60. He's like Peter Stringfellow.

Destinysdaughter · 07/06/2016 13:41

I don't get what JP's problem with Binky is, does she have a drink problem?

Or is he just a controlling twat..?😀

MuddhaOfSuburbia · 07/06/2016 13:46

Sam is so stupid I'm amazed he can stand unassisted

LOOOOL

agree about most of them

I'd sweep out the lot except for Ollie and MF and mytton this is wrong isn't it I know it is Blush

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MuddhaOfSuburbia · 07/06/2016 13:48

as for the old uns- I hated them too

I think you have to be a total prick to be a Mic Boi. It's in the job description

Mic Interviewer: hello sir do sit down MIC was established in 2000 and something. We have lots of pricks on our show who are a bit down on their luck and want to publicly shame their aristocratic families- and headteachers- on the telly. You look like a total arsehole sir you can start on Monday

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McButtonwillow · 07/06/2016 14:19

muddha 😂😂

Twooter · 07/06/2016 14:34

I really like Sam.

Doje · 07/06/2016 16:29

JP is aweful! Run Binky, run!!

JessTitchener · 07/06/2016 16:51

The Debrief does fantastic MIC reviews, very amusing.

When JP was banging on about Binky's nights out did anyone else wonder if the state she's in the next day is due to comedowns rather than hangovers?

RaeSkywalker · 07/06/2016 17:11

Jess thank you for recommending The Debrief! It's brilliant! My favourite quote on last night's episode:

‘I thought that if I looked like this, you’d stand out!’ Jess explains, indicating her bleached denim, which doesn’t look distressed so much as traumatised.

Grin Grin Grin

jay55 · 07/06/2016 17:46

Binky's the modern equivalent of a IT girl, partying is part of her job. I hate how this show is so fucking awful to the girls and I get that it's scripted but Nicola hanging on to mytton, Binky begging a loser like JP is hideous.

WolfAmMo · 07/06/2016 19:05

muddha. 😂😂😂😂😂

lovelychops · 07/06/2016 19:08

Hi bubbas, can we please mention the fact that binky said; "yah, I kissed Louise too". Or did I dream it Confused

I think Lucy was looking unusually guilty and kept fairly quiet about the binky cheating thing.

Deffo think binky is into the white stuff (like the majority of them) and that's the 'partying' JP was referring to. But, JP jeez you controlling wanker

WallisSimpson11 · 07/06/2016 19:13

JP should just get on the Pink Bus. It's so obvious he's tortured.
This is 2016!! Grin- it'll be alright.

MiniCooperLover · 07/06/2016 19:53

Yes I do wonder if Binky likes the white stuff ... She's always so congested and blocked up sounding