MADE IN CHELSEA CMON WHERE ARE YER <bangs dustbin lid blows horn>

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But Millie and Hugo back in MIC? URGHHH, getalife

It's the same with all of them. They get a bit of reality TV fame, it goes to their head, they think they are bigger than the show. They think they can leave and see it as a launch pad to greater fame failing to realise that they aren't actors, comedians, performers or tv presenters and THEY HAVE NO TALENT.

So it comes as a bit of a shock when no one is really that interested and in order to stay in the papers/ on the fame red carpet circuit they need ....er .... to do something. After a few Katie Price/Kelly Brook attempts at staying current via various "relationships" they realise actually they are nothing without the show and come back.

The prime example of this is Ollie. Read the interviews he gave when he left. It's hilarious. And back he came.

I'm fully expecting Spencer to have a nervous breakdown once he realises how properly transient his fame is without MIC. He'll probably be dating Kelly Brooke in a minute.

I thought Spencer left as his brother was dating Pippa Middleton?

I think he was "let go" because of his steroid use and associated controversy.

See link: -

"It's thought that E4 have decided not to invite the star back after source told the Daily Star"

www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/spencer-matthews-quits-made-chelsea-7325813

I'm sure spenny will be back. Sam as towies arg and Mario got done for drugs and missed a season

Poor alik. He does look like his dad

Thing is long term distances rarely work as one has to leave everything behind

Jamie always says - I literally adore you. It was nothing

Jp and binky. Words fail me 😁

Anyone else getting twitchy with all the'bubba' between bunks and JP?

OMG STOP SAYING BUBBA

Aaaargh the bubba chat is so annoying!

This is making me lol so much.
"Insert the moving music after the 13th "bubba"!"

So many "bubba"s and why is Jess with Toff at her interview

It was sooooo cringey

Don't know who to side with though , she's obviously still going out getting rat arsed and he doesn't like the aftermath, or louise

Who says Mummy in an interview

Stop the 'bubba' or 'babba'

It's making me want to vom

Bubba bubba bub a fucking bubba

Could JP be any more sanctimonious. Binks has been in MIC for bloody years - surely he must have had a little tiny notion that she liked to party.
Why do they always pick dross bands on their nights out. Let's see you down the mosh pit people,

God Jp's droney voice and earnest face AGH.

"Everyone there probably hates me..."
"Yeah fair enough"

Jeez thanks Rosie.

Omg, fuck off JP, you controlling, abusive, immature twat

now how many times have we had the someone got with someone somewhere story this series

ARE THE STORYLINERS ALL FUCKING DRUNK

I just came here to rant about fucking bubba!!!!!

I think I'm an hour behind you lot, but Fuck Me! I knew JP was a bit of a control freak, but he's coming across as a gaslighting cuntbucket!

"There's something wrong and that something needs to be changed." ie Binky. Twat.

Hi, my name is Gloop, and I get overinvested in other people's semi-fictional relationships. And their shiny hair.

Gloopy

Quite

I haven't watched it yet but found myself reading the episode synopsis in the DM, which was extremely funny

imagine if all job interviews were like Toff's

Hello nice to meet you do have a seat you look nice. Sainsburys is a really big supermarket chain and it was founded in 18whatnot. We have lots of big shops that sell food. If you work here you have to come in on time what's your name you can start next week