TT's accent is probably her way of showing her ma that all the money she spent on her education was well spent. More like, 'Look ma, you sent me all the way to posh school and all I got was this lousy accent'...
And no Ma, I didn't spend most of my uni years flat on my back, sucking nibs or wicks or whatever it is that Binks says you dip, doing reverse cow girl, feet wanks to gbbo, etc.
Poor l'il fat Fonz. My money is on her having someone new too. probably went doggy watching 'the chase' or '15 - 1' or she may have gone the whole hog and done 15-1
Doesn't jp look like l'il red riding hood? No. He didn't. He looked like a friend of Dorothy.
Matt was rather easy on the eye 
Alik travelling with just a briefcase? He must be in cahoots with robot Richard and sent his luggage to his. His briefcase contains a custom made leather wanking claw. He'll need to go into mass production shortly the rate that relationships are collapsing.
JP. Next week. Crikey.