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Love Island - the best worst TV programme ever?

317 replies

cheapskatemum · 09/06/2015 18:40

I'd definitely file this one under guilty pleasures. Please watch it so we can bitch comment on it here. Jon's grasp of English had me howling yesterday.

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FraggleHair · 30/06/2015 10:14

I agree with you about Max patience. He is hot!

BBQsAreSooooOverrated · 30/06/2015 10:37

Wonder what the boys will get up to in shagaluf magaluf?

patienceisvirtuous · 30/06/2015 10:38

I know, what an idiot. I hope Max stays with Jess but I don't think he will. He didn't exactly reassure her! I hope Jess does dunk her in the pool!!

I don't think Naomi is all that actually. She is pretty but dull, lacks a gsoh and isn't all that likeable.

TheLastPickleInTheJar · 30/06/2015 11:59

I agree fraggle. Ons are disgusting for women but fine for men? Either they're disgusting or fine, it can't be one and the other.

I hope max stays with jess but i bet he won't. I love his accent Smile

BingoBonkers · 30/06/2015 20:11

Max is totally keeping his options totally open. He's not daft. As he said it's a head vs penis decision!

patienceisvirtuous · 30/06/2015 21:27

Feel for Jess... :(

FraggleHair · 30/06/2015 21:37

Naomi is definitely a girl who's used to getting her own way!

I do feel for Jess but I'd bet good money that Jess has done a Naomi on more than one occasion.

Max is being a dick...........I still would though.

patienceisvirtuous · 30/06/2015 21:45

Naomi is getting on my nerves more and more - the snotty laugh and silly girly voice...

Re Max, I still would too Shock

Josh treated that girl appallingly. He is a prize prick...

areyoubeingserviced · 30/06/2015 21:46

I am glad Luis didn't fall for Naomi

FraggleHair · 30/06/2015 21:56

Naomi always lands on her feet!

It couldn't have worked out better for her that Josh snogged a couple of girls. She gets to be the injured party. Very clever.

FraggleHair · 30/06/2015 22:02

Her vagina feels like it's been hit by a train. What will her congregation say!

Ick. Jordan gives me the heebie jeebies.

wheelycote · 30/06/2015 22:08

Not a fan of Naomi at all. Some people can look more unattractive the more you see of them...don't think she's that pretty now

patienceisvirtuous · 30/06/2015 22:15

Wheely I totally agree; I don't think she is pretty now either.

patienceisvirtuous · 01/07/2015 21:09

Bore off Zoe with your church talk, such an attention seeker.

Snott-filled Naomi the player. "I'm going to choose Max" with the absolute certainty she can have him SmileAngry

scribblescrabble · 01/07/2015 21:23

'You're a receptionist that bangs your boss' misogynistic twat fucking love it though

TheLastPickleInTheJar · 01/07/2015 22:23

I'm so pleased Lauren was voted one of the girls most people want to marry. She seems really nice. And Naomi's shock at not being voted for they Grin

scribblescrabble · 01/07/2015 22:32

She's so bloody smug isn't she! She genuinely doesn't understand why she can't have Josh AND Max!

patienceisvirtuous · 01/07/2015 22:57

The end scene, Max pining in bed for her and josh looking for her.

I wish Jess wouldn't give her ammo though.

She was SO hypocritical slagging Jess off. She is a 'mean girl'. In fact I may call her Regina from now on.

CheBoludo · 02/07/2015 10:44

Naomi seems to think that she is better than the other girls by virtue of an education and a career in the corporate world. Would most respectable corporations not frown upon an employee taking part in such a show? And she's not showing herself in a great light - yes, she's pretty, but she also comes across as needy, vain, quite callous and duplicitous. She desperately wants all the men to find her attractive and so she won't let Josh go, even though she clearly has zilch in common with him.

All of which would mean the viewer ought naturally to sympathise with the girl who's been thrown over twice. And yet, Jess managed to squander any sympathy I have for her by being screechy, bitchy, attention-seeking and needier than all the others combined.

I think Lauren and Cally are coming across really well, and the affection that everyone has for Lauren is really clear. She's not tried to jump into a relationship in order to win or stay, but everyone wants her there. I wish there was some way she could win this.

I'm properly addicted Blush

BBQsAreSooooOverrated · 02/07/2015 11:43

I'm hoping Cally and luis win Now, much prefer them to Jon & Hannah.

patienceisvirtuous · 02/07/2015 11:56

I like Hannah, but not Jon. Can't stand him or Josh. Max has also gone down in my estimation after the way he spoke about Jess last night...

FraggleHair · 02/07/2015 12:03

-Lauren is nice but let's face it she would have happily jumped into a relationship if she'd had the option!

-Bit baffled as to why Naomi feels she has the right to hurt feelings. You don't get to ditch someone and expect them to pine for you. Thought the way she spoke about Jess (skank etc.) was disgusting but unsurprising.

-Wish Jess had told Josh to get lost. Her willingness to hop back into bed with him made me cringe. You're worth more!

-I still fancy Max

CheBoludo · 02/07/2015 12:25

Fragglehair - I think, whilst Lauren would be happy to be in a relationship there, she is far, far more discerning than the rest. She seems unwilling to start a relationship based on a kinda attraction - or she'd be with Travis.

Whereas Jess seems to think that she'll be in with a chance of winning as long as she is in some kind of pair - hence jumping straight back into bed with Josh & pairing with Max. If she had thought there were no available men arriving when she was paired with Omar, I have no doubt she would have started to "find him attractive" - faking something just to stay in the game.

TBH, I doubt very much that any of them are quite as enamoured as they are trying to make the voting public believe.

I reckon Jordan & Zoe will break up at the wrap party, Jon & Hannah will stumble along for another month or 2 & Luis & Cally might make it to the 6 month mark, but only if they win Grin

Cue Travis & Lauren getting it on tonight & a triple wedding next year Grin

wheelycote · 02/07/2015 18:50

Want to slap Naomi, a madam who's used to getting her own way me thinks.

Want to slap Jess, what's the silly moo doing!!

Josh could slap him for being a general douche and for some reason find the hulk cringey...

TheLastPickleInTheJar · 02/07/2015 19:29

I wish jess hadn't gone back to josh so quickly. She made other so easy for him and its obvious he's only using her. I too lost sympathy with her though after all the screeching and nastiness.

I don't have sympathy for Naomi either though. I agree she seems to think she's so much better than the others. She also has some funny ideas about how women should or shouldn't behave Hmm

And Max...he's gone down in my opinion. They'll last as long as it takes for one of them to meet someone 'better'. Don't think either one of them is trustworthy.

The fact that Lauren is liked by everyone speaks volumes. I do hope all the 1D fans don't vote her out. Mind you, they should be in bed by the time it's on Grin

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