It's time to Rise Like a Phoniex once more, good Lordi it's Eurovision month!

[SuffolkNWhat]

After the fantastic threads last year I thought it time to start making our predictions for those in the semis and for potential winners.

Who's in?

How many mirrors did she have to break to cover her dress?

Yup. We are the novelty act.

sooty his little instrument

We are so the novelty act this year, oh well we might get on the left hand side of the board but we won't win I reckon.

He doesn't even know how to handle his little instrument.

Bloody hell. Her lips are rotting.

What does Dr Eurovision do the rest of the year. I want his job.

His little blue instrument.

She's a grower and needs a shower?

Those creepy contacts are creeping me out.

Yeah - no one has taken a shower on stage this year (well not yet)

Probably wouldn't fit with Ireland's song though.

No one's taken a shower on stage since Jedward.

I quite like the Austrian song. But it won't be popular - they don't want to win it, obvs.

Oh come on, just get on with it, I need to pee.

I also really like the Austrian song. I'd hope it does pretty well. It certainly doesn't deserve to bomb out.

I'm not a fan of the Australian entry.

For fans of Eurovision, it really isn't very Eurovision.

Where's Miriam gone?

I always though the water during Jedward's act was an attempt to electrocute them.

I like Lithuania's dress. Latvia needs to make it now to complete the Baltic trinity.

Oh sweet Jesus Slovenia?

The nasal munchkin.

In which case it was a piss poor attempt, Raahh.

Raahh

Fuzzy- I like it too. Bit it seems like it is trying to be non-Eurovision.