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Master Chef Professionals. Part II.We all live for Thursdays. A main of Marcus with a side of Jay.

563 replies

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 27/11/2014 21:10

And not a Gregg's sausage roll to be seen.

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growinggoldwithcustard · 09/12/2014 20:20

I like meat me.

TalcAndTurnips · 09/12/2014 20:20

And a pike called Mike.

Or a roach named Cock.

growinggoldwithcustard · 09/12/2014 20:20

Not as big as some greyhounds though CW

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/12/2014 20:21

Gurnard is generally a prett excellent word really.

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/12/2014 20:22

The sauce on the gurnard dish looks a lot like a pack of supermarket tomato and marscapone pasta sauce from the 'fresh pasta' bit.

growinggoldwithcustard · 09/12/2014 20:25

Pawed Bernard how unappetising!

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/12/2014 20:26

A whole table served with pawed bernards. Sad

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/12/2014 20:28

Well that was dull.
Wow at them pooches.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/12/2014 20:29

I don't fancy the signature dish either.

growinggoldwithcustard · 09/12/2014 20:31

ohwhat I am lucky not to be sitting on the floor Grin

Twas dull dull dull

OttiliaVonBCup · 09/12/2014 20:31

Did she leave the broad beans unpeeled as well?

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/12/2014 20:31

Brian's made chips.

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/12/2014 20:33

She did leave the broad beans unpeeled. They looked grim.

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/12/2014 20:34

Why didn't luciana have a hairnet on?

OttiliaVonBCup · 09/12/2014 20:35

I suppose her hair is tied up.

Michel would have had a fit over the bread beans.

OttiliaVonBCup · 09/12/2014 20:36

Okra.
Slimy.

Brave.

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/12/2014 20:38

It is tied up, but it was bobbling around all over the place in that restaurant kitchen.

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/12/2014 20:39

I don't really like okra.

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/12/2014 20:41

Marcus clearly doesn't see Brian as a winner.

They seem weirdly positive about everything luciana does.

growinggoldwithcustard · 09/12/2014 20:41

I spy with my little eye something beginning with s-v-

OttiliaVonBCup · 09/12/2014 20:41

I do actually.
I like okra.

OttiliaVonBCup · 09/12/2014 20:42

I think Marcus quite fancies her.

She can do no wrong for him.

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/12/2014 20:43

Confit sous vide? Confused

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/12/2014 20:47

Luciana has done really badly here.

OttiliaVonBCup · 09/12/2014 20:48

It's grainy, the creme caramel.