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Master Chef Professionals. Part II.We all live for Thursdays. A main of Marcus with a side of Jay.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 27/11/2014 21:10

And not a Gregg's sausage roll to be seen.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/12/2014 20:11

I love it when French people say things like 'you cannot cook something that you are not believing in'. It's lovely.

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growinggoldwithcustard · 03/12/2014 20:13

Her passion does shine through. I must buy a lottery ticket this weekend.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/12/2014 20:13

He looks very nervous.

£125 each for lunch. Shock

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 03/12/2014 20:13

Oh yeah, those women are going back to work after lunch.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/12/2014 20:18

The pidgeon is masterchef rare.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 03/12/2014 20:19

So, cooing then.

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JamForTea · 03/12/2014 20:20

Richard is a bit Robo-Chef isn't he? Totally Emo.

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growinggoldwithcustard · 03/12/2014 20:20

Still flying around the kitchen

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/12/2014 20:22

Ah fussy guests. Awesome.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 03/12/2014 20:23

At 125 notes they could have his dick in a bun. With jus.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/12/2014 20:23

The kitchen here feels weirdly calm. You can tell she really knows what she's doing.

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growinggoldwithcustard · 03/12/2014 20:24

Jamie has by far the hardest task I think.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/12/2014 20:25

I agree. No wonder he's stressed.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/12/2014 20:25

The women probably were there two hours.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 03/12/2014 20:26

And he seems to be at the other end of the kitchen to the pass.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 03/12/2014 20:28

Ahhh foam. looks like fairy liquid

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/12/2014 20:28

The signature dish looks a bit overwhelmed by foam.

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growinggoldwithcustard · 03/12/2014 20:28

No, not for me I am afraid. It looks too much like cat sick. Shame we don't have smelly vision. I expect it smells and tastes divine.

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LandUnderWave · 03/12/2014 20:29

Who are these people going to the Connaught for a £300 lunch?! I clearly move in the wrong circles
Love her though
Hope you all don't mind me gate crashing thread - have been reading it for weeks but not posting ;)

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/12/2014 20:30

His version looks nicer less foamy vomity

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growinggoldwithcustard · 03/12/2014 20:31

Hello Land. Just remember that squoosh has dibs on MW!

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LandUnderWave · 03/12/2014 20:32

Yes I clocked that earlier on Grin
He is tres lovely

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growinggoldwithcustard · 03/12/2014 20:33

Aww Jamie is all squishy.

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JamForTea · 03/12/2014 20:34

Oh god I thought it would be uncouth of me to mention the foam looks like a cat puked on some seashells Blush.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 03/12/2014 20:38

And I get seconds or Jay.
I love this round. Richard still reminds me of mate's anal humourless twunt of a bf, logically I hate him. Jamie has heart though.
Fucking water bath.

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