Master Chef Professionals. Part II.We all live for Thursdays. A main of Marcus with a side of Jay.

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

And not a Gregg's sausage roll to be seen.

[growinggoldwithcustard]

It's crap. But then perhaps I am a foodie luddite.

[frillyflower]

I hate Greg Wallace. He's unbearable to watch.

[Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride]

Oh squoosh, I'm laughing so much at that.
No go away and forget all that wankery and cook properly.

[growinggoldwithcustard]

He adds nothing frilly. Why he is in the programme I have no idea.

[TheOriginalWinkly]

I think Gregg will be longing for a burger king in the airport on the way home.

[growinggoldwithcustard]

Next week then. I am off to practice impregnating tomatoes.

[TheOriginalWinkly]

Well. That was shite. Hopefully they'll be cooking actual food tomorrow, rather than fricassee of shoe leather and breastmilk sorbet.

[squoosh]

Be sure to take them out for a few drinks first custard. Treat them like classy lady tomatoes.

[growinggoldwithcustard]

Will do squoosh

[frillyflower]

You just know that all the fine food is wasted on Gregg. He's just embarrassing.

[Hexiegone]

‘stained handkerchief’!!! With actual wank?




Who do you think will win then? I'd always thought it would be Sven but after last night I don't think he's looking quite as strong as the other two.

[Jessbags001]

Mugaritz's terrible reviews on Tripadvisor lol

[cremolafoam]

So will it be an impregnation of onion jus or an insistence of goat curd, a Faberge egg or a plain white porcelain plate with 'a ghost of white flavours' ( I call it Caspar! , and hehe it make ze ozther chef laugh so much, ooui?-- it cost ze customer the same as a 5 Series BMW)
Who will WIN???
Brian I hope. Or Jamie, or both

[AllMimsyWereTheBorogoves]

I'm in the happy position now that I don't care who wins. I like all three of them. I'm looking forward to the bit where we find out a bit more about them and hear their mums/dads/wives/girlfriends/infant children saying how marvellous they are.

[squoosh]

I like Sven and Jamie. I can't really warm to Brian but I'll try not to throw a tantrum if he wins.

[GrouchyKiwi]

I should probably go work at that artistic food place. I made something that looked like one of their dishes when I was cleaning out my fridge yesterday.

Don't mind too much who wins. Maybe Jamie.

[growinggoldwithcustard]

I don't mind who wins either. They all seem to be decent chaps as well as great cooks.

[Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride]

Last one. Sob.
Oh wasn't sven a cute boy?

[TheOriginalWinkly]

No to Jamie winning. Sven is quite fit

[Yddraigoldragon]

Loving the music by Passenger!

[growinggoldwithcustard]

Grrrr daughter phoning to complain that her DP won't let her poke her stocking presents! I have missed most of what they are making.

[growinggoldwithcustard]

Oh heck Greg(g) is back again being very very excited. In MN Relationships terms he is a cocklodger (all take and no give).

[GrouchyKiwi]

It all looks delicious.

[JamForTea]

How much do I hate thee Greg, let me count the ways

[Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride]

Oh me too. I want all of that. I easy loved jamie.