Master Chef Professionals. Part II.We all live for Thursdays. A main of Marcus with a side of Jay.

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

And not a Gregg's sausage roll to be seen.

It's crap. But then perhaps I am a foodie luddite.

I hate Greg Wallace. He's unbearable to watch.

Oh squoosh, I'm laughing so much at that.
No go away and forget all that wankery and cook properly.

He adds nothing frilly. Why he is in the programme I have no idea.

I think Gregg will be longing for a burger king in the airport on the way home.

Next week then. I am off to practice impregnating tomatoes.

Well. That was shite. Hopefully they'll be cooking actual food tomorrow, rather than fricassee of shoe leather and breastmilk sorbet.

Be sure to take them out for a few drinks first custard. Treat them like classy lady tomatoes.

Will do squoosh

You just know that all the fine food is wasted on Gregg. He's just embarrassing.

‘stained handkerchief’!!! With actual wank?

Who do you think will win then? I'd always thought it would be Sven but after last night I don't think he's looking quite as strong as the other two.

Mugaritz's terrible reviews on Tripadvisor lol

So will it be an impregnation of onion jus or an insistence of goat curd, a Faberge egg or a plain white porcelain plate with 'a ghost of white flavours' ( I call it Caspar! , and hehe it make ze ozther chef laugh so much, ooui?-- it cost ze customer the same as a 5 Series BMW)
Who will WIN???
Brian I hope. Or Jamie, or both

I'm in the happy position now that I don't care who wins. I like all three of them. I'm looking forward to the bit where we find out a bit more about them and hear their mums/dads/wives/girlfriends/infant children saying how marvellous they are.

I like Sven and Jamie. I can't really warm to Brian but I'll try not to throw a tantrum if he wins.

I should probably go work at that artistic food place. I made something that looked like one of their dishes when I was cleaning out my fridge yesterday.

Don't mind too much who wins. Maybe Jamie.

I don't mind who wins either. They all seem to be decent chaps as well as great cooks.

Last one. Sob.
Oh wasn't sven a cute boy?

No to Jamie winning. Sven is quite fit

Loving the music by Passenger!

Grrrr daughter phoning to complain that her DP won't let her poke her stocking presents! I have missed most of what they are making.

Oh heck Greg(g) is back again being very very excited. In MN Relationships terms he is a cocklodger (all take and no give).

It all looks delicious.

How much do I hate thee Greg, let me count the ways

Oh me too. I want all of that. I easy loved jamie.