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Master Chef Professionals. Part II.We all live for Thursdays. A main of Marcus with a side of Jay.

563 replies

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 27/11/2014 21:10

And not a Gregg's sausage roll to be seen.

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growinggoldwithcustard · 04/12/2014 20:50

Sven is not happy

cremolafoam · 04/12/2014 20:50

Phew

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 04/12/2014 20:51

Monica smiles and Jamie packs his bag.
Stop saying innards!

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CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 20:51

Sven is definitely not happy. I guess he's a huge perfectionist.

CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 20:52

His hazelnuts are the wee tiny siblings of those beetroot from earlier.

I bet that tastes great. Shame caramel cream always looks so grim.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 04/12/2014 20:52

I'd eat that (if it was 5 times bigger)

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cremolafoam · 04/12/2014 20:53

Snort @ siblings calamGrinGrin

cremolafoam · 04/12/2014 20:54

Meh
Disappointing puddings

Bring back laird Jamie of Scotland

CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 20:55

You could do horrible damage ti your mouth with a big spike of caramel on a hazelnut if you ate your dessert without due care and attention.

milkwasabadchoice · 04/12/2014 20:55

Surely Sven is a choux in. They're just being polite by discussing it.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 04/12/2014 20:55

Scott not jamie.
Dh has just got them mixed up, starting the most pointless row in the world.

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cremolafoam · 04/12/2014 20:56

Grin Boom tish!

growinggoldwithcustard · 04/12/2014 20:56

Or take your eye out CW

Choux in haha!

CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 20:56

They just love Sven and his innards.

cremolafoam · 04/12/2014 20:57

Sven!!!!

growinggoldwithcustard · 04/12/2014 20:57

And The Chin is through....no doubt.

CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 20:58

I wouldn't be surprised if Sven wins. Marcus wants to have his babies.

cremolafoam · 04/12/2014 20:59

Luciana the Teeth tomoz
Hasta la vista baby

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 04/12/2014 20:59

Aww poor Scott/jamie.
Tomorrow?! But it's Friday.

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growinggoldwithcustard · 04/12/2014 20:59

Until tomorrow.......

CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 21:01

MC on a Friday? I'm all confused

AllMimsyWereTheBorogoves · 04/12/2014 21:12

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*

It's not tomorrow. Tuesday 9th is the next episode.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00mx9xb/broadcasts/upcoming

END OF ANNOUNCEMENT*

CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 21:25

Thanks mimsy.

Elderflowergranita · 05/12/2014 11:20

Late to the party here, but does anyone else thing that Marcus has had some, ahem, 'work' done?

His forehead crinkles in a sort of undulating way, as though he's had a modicum of botox.

GrouchyKiwi · 05/12/2014 15:14

Pierre's signature dish was indeed disturbingly orange. Glad Chinman is through, though both of them were disappointing.

I want Jamie to win on the strength of That Dessert.

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