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Master Chef Professionals. Part II.We all live for Thursdays. A main of Marcus with a side of Jay.

563 replies

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 27/11/2014 21:10

And not a Gregg's sausage roll to be seen.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 20:37

I got butterscotch angel delight in the 80s. My mum never really let the 70s go.

growinggoldwithcustard · 04/12/2014 20:38

Grin CW

CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 20:38

I bet Sven doesn't have a packet of dried strawberries with him.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 04/12/2014 20:39

It's my DHs guilty pleasure.
Come on Sven, something real. And not cooked in lukewarm water.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 20:40

More squab pigeon. It's this round's fig.

cremolafoam · 04/12/2014 20:41

Grated carrot in orange jelly Growing Grin
Such sophistication.

Has the squab bus been then!?

CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 20:41

They're not being subtle on the anti-slightly warm up in the bag agenda tonight.

CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 20:42

Ah, offal sauce.

cremolafoam · 04/12/2014 20:43

Bring on the Paris-Brest
Like a choux bun me

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 04/12/2014 20:43

Marcus lurves Svens cooking. I think I'd choose it too.

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milkwasabadchoice · 04/12/2014 20:44

Classic with a twist - ok ok we get it!

CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 20:44

Sven should draw a wee face on his cube of potato(?) with green hair.

growinggoldwithcustard · 04/12/2014 20:44

I am salivating here - a good sign.

CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 20:45

It does look tasty.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 04/12/2014 20:45

That's pretty.

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cremolafoam · 04/12/2014 20:46

I'm loving the Halloween beetroot
Something spooky about it

CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 20:46

The beetroot a look like those wee thingies from abney and teal.

milkwasabadchoice · 04/12/2014 20:46

Pigeon pancake? Yes please

growinggoldwithcustard · 04/12/2014 20:47

not neat enough Scott.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 04/12/2014 20:47

Oh a lemon top.

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cremolafoam · 04/12/2014 20:47

Pesto stock cubes

CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 20:49

Haha. Pesto stock cubes. Grin

Clearly they want cake to look like cake tonight.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 04/12/2014 20:49

Quite nice. Damned with faint praise.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 04/12/2014 20:49

Ah, a ludicrous dome of smoke.

cremolafoam · 04/12/2014 20:49

That fondant better be cooked Sven