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Master Chef Professionals. Part II.We all live for Thursdays. A main of Marcus with a side of Jay.

563 replies

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 27/11/2014 21:10

And not a Gregg's sausage roll to be seen.

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GrouchyKiwi · 17/12/2014 20:55

Oh yum. I want to eat that dessert.

cremolafoam · 17/12/2014 20:56

Smile Awk Brian

growinggoldwithcustard · 17/12/2014 20:59

Tomorrow? Is that right? If so I'll be pulling up my chair again.

growinggoldwithcustard · 18/12/2014 20:02

Well where did those 23 hours go? Chair pulled up.

squoosh · 18/12/2014 20:02

I think Jamie and Sven are my faves.

I'm sad for trembly Darren, he'll be fretting about his failure on his deathbed.

growinggoldwithcustard · 18/12/2014 20:03

I agree with Sven but I have a soft spot for Brian after yesterday.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 18/12/2014 20:05

He's doing kinder egg!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 18/12/2014 20:06

Foam for a line.

growinggoldwithcustard · 18/12/2014 20:06

Go Brian!

Just what value does Greg(g) add?

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 18/12/2014 20:07

That egg-it's like that fear if holes thing.

OttiliaVonBCup · 18/12/2014 20:07

Faberge WTF?

This thing scares me.

squoosh · 18/12/2014 20:09

That rocket with the black holes in it looked creepy.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 18/12/2014 20:10

Just fuck off Gregg.
That rabbit looks lovely.

squoosh · 18/12/2014 20:10

I think Danny will get the push this evening.

growinggoldwithcustard · 18/12/2014 20:11

Wibble. If Marcus was a rabbit and I was a lady rabbit

squoosh · 18/12/2014 20:11

Oh look at my lovely Marcus cracking jokes. See, he isn't an evil robot.

growinggoldwithcustard · 18/12/2014 20:12

I agree squoosh. He has been the weakest of a good bunch all the way through.

SwedishEdith · 18/12/2014 20:12

If he was a rabbit would he be Marcus Hareing?

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 18/12/2014 20:13

Danny fucked up last night.

growinggoldwithcustard · 18/12/2014 20:14
Grin

Had to be. Next time Danny.

growinggoldwithcustard · 18/12/2014 20:14

Grin Swedish

squoosh · 18/12/2014 20:14

Marcus Hareing! Love it.

squoosh · 18/12/2014 20:15

Can Sean Pertwee possibly be any more dramatic!

squoosh · 18/12/2014 20:17

Vegetable tiles and edible stones?

The wannabees in the nest series of Pleb Masterchef will be taking notes.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 18/12/2014 20:18

Yay poncey spanish restaurant.