Master Chef Professionals. Part II.We all live for Thursdays. A main of Marcus with a side of Jay.

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

And not a Gregg's sausage roll to be seen.

That hake dish looks like pobs. A bland, soft mixture of milky mush given to invalids back in the day as it was easy to digest.

Brian saying 'You wouldn't get away with that in Aberdeen' is the soundbite of the series for me.

Of course it did.
It was innocent of the physical presence of cheese but enriched by it's essence.

its sorry.

Emperor's new clothes anyone?

Marcus didn't like it.

Oh look how smart my Marcus looks. Poor Marcus though having to spend time in Spain with The Greengrocer.

Marcus in civvies.

Branding iron! I thought it was about cooking, not how to run a torture chamber!

Fucking flowers on every fucking thing again.

Marcus in mustard. Not sure it suits him. Powder blue would have been better to go with those eyes.

Greg just wants a pie.

Can't blame him TBH.
I would too.

I wish they'd make a steak and ale pie. That would be truly surprising.

They don't look like that tastes nice

They need to stop saying 'impregnated tomatoes'.

Makes eyes pop don't it Custard?

DH is threatening to turn the telly off because I keep laughing at it

Oh what fresh Fuckery is this?

I go to restaurants so the staff in the kitchen can make my food.

Looks just like the unspeakable substance covering most town centres on Friday night.

WTAF??? Mash yer own ice cube? And it looks like sick.

I hate to have my first falling out with Marcus but I yawn when people use the term 'theatre' when it involves any old action. It isn't 'theatre' it's bashing stuff in a bowl.

Sorry Marcus.

I'd be asking for a bowl of new potatoes on the side with that steak.

Then I'd be asked to leave for undermining the inegrity of their wankery.

‘stained handkerchief’!!! With actual wank?