Master Chef Professionals. Part II.We all live for Thursdays. A main of Marcus with a side of Jay.

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

And not a Gregg's sausage roll to be seen.

You can say arse Frilly. As in this chef is an utter arse.
That looks loverly. Go Ollie.

Snort!

Ollys looked beautiful actually

I want to say something ruder than a*. Also with 4 letters.

Yeah. That chef miscalculated badly about how to come across on masterchef. I'm not impressed.

Darren is doing rabbit with sous vide carrot.

Wild honey (shit name) is right off my list.

We're fine with any four letter word you want to throw at wanker chefs being mean to the contestants.

Chocolate and mango. Yes please but what is with chocolate "soil"?

Ah. Actual boil in the bag carrot and sous vide rabbit.

The BBCV definitely got their money's worth from the sous vide.

Is he knitting a potato jumper there?

Knitted potato will be the next big thing.

The girole truck has been to the studios too.

He's been brainwashed!

This time next year it'll be knitted veg as far as the eye can see. The sous vide machine will be gathering dust and it'll all be about the clicking of needles.

Yep chocolate soil (or as the blessed marcus said, crumb)
He must have swiped some girolles from Wild honey. (Wankery name that)
Strawberries and white chocolate I love, but it has been done a bit.

Shortbread is easy to make. We made it in home ec at school!

What's the red spawn bits?

What's the purpley blue stuff?

What's with the Viagra carrot?

It'll have your eye out ohwhat

Spuds CW

A giant pud. Excellent. Still with Viagra ice cream though.

I really hate the foam. It always looks like something you'd find round the plughole.

Purple fucking potatoes!
True this, my colleague was served violet flavoured potato in China. Yes it was boak.
Oh lovely pud.

Normal potato would have looked more appetising next to the Viagra carrot.