Master Chef Professionals. Part II.We all live for Thursdays. A main of Marcus with a side of Jay.

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

And not a Gregg's sausage roll to be seen.

If someone gave me that blue lump of play dough stuff I wouldn't eat it

And there should have been two scoops.

The tuile looks a bit thick and dark.

Oh no the strawberries aren't enhanced. Damn!

Strawberries look anaemic. Fucked up Ollie.

Darren?

I think he may have extracted the flavour from the strawberries.

Another not close one then.

I think I'll have an almond magnum. It's my not guilty pleasure when watching MTP.

Oh dear, not a good pud.

frilly

Olly is a tad overconfident.

Wot, no champagne?

squoosh called it. Well done Darren.

Another one with no champagne.

Excellent. Pink frog spawn next week, and mushroom sculptures.

Knitted caramelised fennel.
And Greg.

Just caught up with this week
Did the chef guy last night remind anyone else of the farmer from the babe film?! He was really bloody irritating
This weeks pairs really haven't been much of a contest
But think the final should be good - all good chefs

Grim Gregg won't be back this week will he?

Gregg is the cross we all have to bear. I'd put money on him turning up at that megacheffy dinner they have to cook for.

The man has no shame. It would be like Eddie the Eagle trying to mingle with gold medallists.

PAUL ARSEING HOLLYWOOD IS ON MY TV SCREEN! WHERE THE HELL IS MARVELLOUS MARCUS?

I know.
I'm in exile over on ITV watching Harry Potter.

I'm at a Crimbo party tomorrow so will miss Wed night's and will be nowhere near a TV next Tuesday so will miss the final final.

Pink is soooo not PH's colour.

And he can't pronounced Lebkuchen, tz.