X FACTOR - THE Big Band results. With Band Aid!

[Raahh]

Quick- it's the shitty mime bit!

Surely Stevi can't be worse than Clunt?

Fucking awful.

DS1 has just stated that Stevi looks like Hayley from Corrie.

Simon won't have to send it to deadlock. Who is going to choose stevi?

This is shouty. It's a good representation of why no one is voting for clunt.

Don't understand why they are still singing FEED the world as opposed to SAVE or HEAL seeing as its ebola not famine

He sounds like a drunk Dutch person singing Keane at karaoke.

Maybe that's the sound he's going for.

calamity thanks my brain is seriously all over the place at the moment so to have written a post that someone understood is an achievement in itself.

lilo I hope it will make a lot of money too. But that doesn't mean there are flaws to this whole promotion, mostly self promotion, and why it trivialise the issue somewhat. The amount of money that needs to go into Ebola and west Africa at the moment is huge huge amounts and giving the public the impression just by buying a song they can stop Ebola is just Sor Bobs pathetic ego trip.

Oh, he'd get egged at the Karaoke bar.
I like his face acting though. Very Joey Tribiani.

Right- Stevi- give it some welly.

Simon won't have to vote, the other 3 will vote meltyface off

My ears are bleeding.

1 D didnt want the gig, but daddy Si said ' you have to, i pull your strings you lot. You know whos boss, we can get rid of Ebola' or some such bollocks..

My 9 year old can sing this better than him

If Melty can pull summat out of the bag here, he might have half a chance. Clunt was dreadful

Tiredemma he does look like Hayley Cropper!

Someone tell Roy!

Oh not Queen again.

More cunting Queen.

C'mon Stevie

Wow who knew we'd be saying that back when we watched the auditions.

Mebbe not then

Oh god my rsrs

Shit and shitter

Dh has just said Jesus Christ, he is dogshit. Spot on, my love.

Come on, my son!

He's better than Clunt. not really

I think the word caterwauling describe that Clunt effort, and indeed this one by Stevi.

He is better! Less flat, more entertaining.

Shame he has been made into a joke