X FACTOR - THE Big Band results. With Band Aid!

[Raahh]

Quick- it's the shitty mime bit!

Melty is better than clunt here. Won't make any difference though.

He is better than Clunt. There, I said it.

I would just like to point out that these people are supposed to be the top ten singers we have in the country.
Bet those tour tickets are just flying out.

I can find him somebody to love. And she comes with a puncture repair kit too.

If we've only got one bullet, line one up directly behind the other and hope for the best.

Clunt was abysmal, but as OH just pointed out, he'd have to take a shit in the judges' mouths to get booted off.

Mind you, Stevi is singing better than Clunt

Oh I want to clunt to stay.. He's my guilty pleasure

Listen to that audience

he has at least tried to find the tune. Clunt wasn't arsed.

Bad ending, though. Bye Stevi.

Fucking Smug Clunt.

This is the better of the two. Which isn't saying much.

I actually think Stevi is doing better than clunty despite the awkward attempt to get the audience involved.

The audience like him

Sqoosh a Niles Crane quote?

Stevi MUST stay so that he can be Melty Hayley Cropper from now on.

well, that's sneaky.

They were both shit, Stevi was just better than normal.

Oooohhhhhhh...... They are starting with Simon.

Stevi knows it's time to go.

Gah, I'm already foaming at the mouth ready for the moment when Clunt tries to look all humble after being saved but ends up looking like a cock

oh bugger.

Stop fucking nodding

Jesus, what were they listening to?!!!! Jay the better singer? REALLY?!

Is it the end of a beautiful friendship for Simon & Stevi?

sang really well???

are they on crack???

His vocals were NOT great tonight.