X FACTOR - THE Big Band results. With Band Aid!

[Raahh]

Quick- it's the shitty mime bit!

Right see next week

Simon, dear. It wasn't rumours of him being 'a bad person' in the house that did it. It was the whiny singing and boring performances that did.

you can tell Simon my really be resenting Stevi now. Tough luck thats always the gamble with joke acts.

why dont we like jay!

YAAAAAAYYYYY

hasta la vista muthafucka

The only the young man shouting the odds ( although strangely silent after the ads..) deserves a record deal , or an audition next year. ' he nailed the shouting, makes it his own..' Unless he has been barred..

I do like it how all of us are cheering unanimously about Clunt being out.

Nighty night y'all!

i missed it, if they mentioned the theme for next week.

Peter Stringfellow's love-child wins through...

Night all!

.. He will be on the tour though. Not good news if you shell out for tickets. A two minute song could last a long time!

The sofas in that scs advert are indescribably ugly. I'm convinced that sofa ads are a marketing joke. The folks involved have bets about what kind of ugly shit they can get the public to put in their living rooms.

See y'all Saturday

I wonder if this is the longest the 'novelty' act has stayed in? How long did Jedward, or Wanger last?

Do the judges hear the same songs as we do at home cos there is no way Jay sang well.

Wanger made the tour, didn't he?
ONLEDEYUNG man might have been nobbled. I do hope not.

Cala, i went in scs once.. They are worse close up believe me.

Very pleased for Stevi!
Also thrilled to see Guy Garvey on the BA single!!!!

I agree with however said being in the middle of a Harry/Olly sandwich is appealing!

Mel just tried to find Louie's balls...I guess this is why I'm the only one who watches the itv2 show.

No, im a celeb (career in freefall, need the money) is on. Stevi may well be on it next year. Or big brother.

Apparently clunt is 30. This cannot be. I had him in his mid 40s.

That's at least as ridiculous as stevi being 34.

He does look older than 30. Poor chap, i hope he doesnt mumsnet! Not sure why i wasnt keen on him but can tolerate the others, even yr 9! Oh well, he will do the tour n make a few bob more than me!

The one thing I must say, (and I really really wanted Jay to go, so I'm happy), at least he went with dignity.
I thought Paul let himself down badly last week, standing like a plank, not able to talk and so on.

He made the tour and Paul didnt maybe? Oh well, next year we will forget he ever sung. Until someone says ' remember the navy bloke' ..