X FACTOR - THE Big Band results. With Band Aid!

[Raahh]

Quick- it's the shitty mime bit!

Saint Bob, it's George Osborne, not Gordon. You prat.

Xposted

Can't blame Adele. Good for her.

I'm going to inform DS1 that he's currently sporting louis from the wandies' hair. He'll be horrified.

He is though.

Mirror- the Wandies were up past their bedtime doing Children in need- maybe they were tired?

Oh U2TheEdge it pains me often that I like you so much. Now is one of them. Shush you.

I think it would help if they put captions under their faces with names.

ONLYEEDEYUNG

Damn, it's not Stevi. So Clunt stays yet again.

Fuck, that means Stevi will go and Clunt will stay!

Bye stevi

Public turning on clunt! He will go if in the sing off next week

Shouty man will be pleased. His vocal strains paid off.

Clunt vs Melty
Shudder

Yay! I'm pleased for them- but it does mean Clunt stands a chance of staying in.

Unless Simon sends it to deadlock- which he will, as they are his acts.

Jiminy, he couldn't carry a tune in a warship

This is terrible.

His voice is so weedy

Good timing singing the john lewis feem toon.

It's really a shame that the cbeebies house band are through because now we get another week of clunt.

The judges could have let CHB through on the basis that 'at least they have a market'. No one is going to be saving Stevi,

Argh. The John Lewis version of someone to rely on. Bleurgh.

Maybe Stevi will be amazing.

Well he's ruining a great song!

This is awful.

He is terrible!

I hate him.

And he's stolen Simon's t-shirt.