X FACTOR - THE Big Band results. With Band Aid!

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Quick- it's the shitty mime bit!

Can I say again (for about the 100th time) how underwhelmed I am by Fleur. I cannot seriously believe Simon thinks she's as good as he says she is. Mind you he gave the world Robson and Jerome...

You broke a knitting needle in bed?!

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Which makes me want to rip off my ears

Shitsinger! Clothed, do we think?

Stevi was dreadful- but I'd still rather Clunt went. He is such a smug git.

littlebairn

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Oh look Nicole is back

squoosh. That's the spirit.

What? No ad break? What if I get overly stimulated by all this uninterrupted 10 minutes of tv stuff?

Noisy- and Zig and Zag.

Actually, they were better than R and J.

Has Shitsinger just got out of the shower?

I can't get on board with this greasy haired look.

dillite- they are spoiling us, for sure.

She is clothed, thankfully.

Although, she does like of look like she just got out the bath.

I actually think that Nicole has a good voice, and she is classically trained after all. But she is just so unlikable for some reason.

Is she is i a giant fish bowl?

This is shit.

Quite a lot of them disappear, or the XF ones do. Praps just because we're libelous. The Mickey Bubbles as serial killer ones went.
Not sure why it should bother anyone if we have a new thread tbh. Not least because we often fill the original if we do results there, and then end up with a tiny thread of 100 posts tailing off pointlessly anyway.

I'm tense waiting for the FIREWORKS AND SHOUTY BITS.

Cross-posts raahh. She really does look like she thought she'd be on at 8:45 so wasn't quite finished getting ready.

Nicole Sherzinger in Fully Clothed Shocker - But Still Leaves Much To Be Desired In The Vocal Area

Clunt to go, Clunt to go...

Jub I'm on bed rest, feels more like house arrest. Better than the time I dropped my darning needle in bed...poor DH.

Is she talking or singing? Amd does anyone else think SH sounds a little L&K Bjork when she's singing quietly?

It's a hell of a lot better than Chezza was. They should show a clip of her loo roll performance, to compare it.

Is there going to be some music in a minute? Cos at the moment it sounds like a drunken answerphone message. She'll get cut off in a minute, and call back.
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