X FACTOR - THE Big Band results. With Band Aid!

[Raahh]

Quick- it's the shitty mime bit!

Goodness me. Just when you thought that that song couldn't be any worse, the x-factor proves me wrong.

They've managed to make this song even more unbearable

Please let Clunt go home

X-post dillite.... great minds think alike

Oh deary deary me!

Someone make it stop, please! My ears can't take this any more.

I think it's the best group mime so far this season. But it's a very low bar.

Proper Band Aid? As in feeeeeed the world?

Do telly addicts threads get deleted after a while?

Oh lucky me I just missed the group song.

Single-felled organisms are gambolling over the bar marked 'best group mime on xfactor 2014' as we speak.

Clunt will be out tonight. And probably Heeeeyyyy Noooow, Heeeeyyyyyy Nooooowwwww.

Proper Band Aid- the 30th anniversary version.

Probably not all the singers in person, though. Probably just a video.

My nose is bleeding from the excitement of seeing the new Band Aid single.

I think they probably get bumped out after about a year or two.

I was trying to knit, follow the thread and watch the TV. I dropped a stitch so I'll finish my knitting after,

That was to dilite most of is lot will be bumped off our TV by Christmas never to hear of again.

Ooo, really? Gosh. Will Bono spit the dummy over not getting the best bits again?

Hey-Now was rubbish

I suspect a clunt/stevi sing off. And stevi going home.

Although the cbeebies house band may be down there.

Oh fairy I feel your dropped stitch pain I dropped a whole lot of them yesterday when I broke a knitting needle in bed.

Rudy- I can't remember who is in it- the Wandies are, and Ellie Goulding. The 'Cream of British pop' or some other tabloid sound bite.

Cbeebies HB are popular with the smalls. As one might expect

I just imagine there to be a half-empty thread graveyard somewhere in mumsnet tower servers.

I hate them all. Someone please arrange it so the stage opens up and swallows them all into the fiery pits.