X FACTOR - THE Big Band results. With Band Aid!

[Raahh]

Quick- it's the shitty mime bit!

This is a very dull song.

Well, I'm not a fan of this song but I think Ms Shitslinger basically showed Cheryl how this singing live lark is done. And not a poo squat in sight

She was much funnier than Chezza too. She wasn't Sha'mazing, though.

I agree Nicole has a great voice, and she's beautiful, and she seems like a nice enough person with a decent humour. But for some reason it just doesn't add up to equal a singer I could care less about.

Well that was underwhelming.

I'll be switching over when Twat Face Murs is on.

Um, Shitsinger? The audience? They're not the same people as two years ago.
I bet she is amazing in Cats, she has that right amount of batshit and utter lack of inhibitions.

I'd love it if clunt went home. But he won't if he's in a sing off with stevi. There's be no deadlock for louis to take it to.

He might go home if the cbeebies house band are in the sing off.

Nicole looks like she has tummy ache and just jumped out the shower after having the shots.

That was horrible, made my ears hurt. Shitsinger indeed.

Noisy you are so right.

The song was much too dull, but she sang live and well. Unlike some .

Shits I'm sure no one gives a shot.

LittleBairn

Wonder who she was aiming that song at? Sounds like she's had a crap relationship in the past.

Sch-mazing

Not

Phew, I am feeling so much better now. Here are my ads!

ooh, Morrisons Xmas ad- at least it has a proper Christmas song.

The lack of poo squats is always a good thing. And YY to showing chezza how to actually sing. Even if it was tedious, it was way better than anything chezza would have done.

I can't ever hear Olly Murs' name without thinking of the X Factor announcer bloke bellowing "OLLY MUUURS!"

Will we have a thread whip-round for a JML turban Towel and a Hairdryer though? She'll catch her death

I do wonder why none of the Christmas ads ever show the muddy, wet, shitstained British streets at Christmas. Not very Christmassy I guess.

Quite a cute Morrison's advert actually

Ella Henderson needs to cover her chest. she'll catch her death.

Does anyone go in for those competitions that they advertise? Christmas ads pee me off.. Weeks of it, then bloody january sales ads for beds.. Grrrr,.

Bisto together is a weird idea for a 'project'. I've never bonded with anyone over instant gravy.