X FACTOR - THE Big Band results. With Band Aid!

[Raahh]

Quick- it's the shitty mime bit!

Paddington beat!!

Oh no, they gave Paddington a villain that wants to stuff it. And of course it's ice queen, Nicole.

Hearts isn't it just? I don't do small talk. I like doing big cunty loud talk with you guys.

DS2 thinks Paddington looks amazing. He keeps talking about how hilarious the trailer is and dissolving into giggles as he tries to talk about it.

I think DH should take him to see it. however, I got to do xmen: days of future past with ds1 while DH endured postman pat, so I fear its my turn for an awful kids' film.

Oh shit- I'd forgotten that Downton has finished. i hate IACGMOOH

There's now a posh Black Label Heinz soup.

How posh can tinned soup be. What's next, a Queen Lizzie approved Gray Bentos pie?

OMG OMG OMG

That ginger bloke from the Post Office ad looks just like my very first boyfriend 30 years ago. This is freaking me out.

All togevver now
ONLYDEYUNG

I'm so late. I missed Group Mime and Shitsy

I read that as "spreads the legs", honeydragon.

Is Olly still popular?

I quite like Olly.

DS2(17) wants me to go to see Paddington with him!

I hate IACGMOOH too.

Calam your son sounds very cute in his Paddington enthusiasm. Your DH probably did get the shitty end of the stick with the Postman Pat film.

My 5yo DN luffs him.

If Olly Murs wasn't bothering us thusly, he would be an estate agent.
Or work in carphone warehouse.

What's with the goofy faces Murs??

dilite yes he seems to have a rather lid career. I like him which is odd because I didn't like him on the show at all.

He has a name? Robert Webbs?

Must google.

People who are voting for Jay aka Clunty really are odd. Who does he appeal too? Who..? Maybe its his Navy chums. Or he has big family.

That Paddington Bear is all wrong-too tall and thin and where's his duffle coat?

I'm never sure who the olly murs fans are.

It seems he's brought every prop he's ever used in a show ever, just for xfactor.

Lid I meant stable.

Postman Pat was TERRIBLE! No wonder there was a screaming toddler throughout the entire movie, which totally made the experience better.