X FACTOR- Jacko V Queen- THE RESULTS! Will it be a 'Thriller' as 'Another one bites the dust' ?

[Raahh]

I'm torn this week, between really wanting to see the back of Clunt, and being irritated by the presence of the Mastrb8's.

And I missed who the guest act is going to be wasn't paying attention.

Is this the new look for boys' hair post-merkin?

Nearly all the Wandies look ropey these days

Yy Rudy, I clocked the showbiz fingers yesters - giving Macca a proper run for his money

I expect those lights are meant to represent the Normandy cemeteries.

What's happened to them?

They're all dirty and greasy!

What has Harry done to his lovely hair?

The walking around the stage slowly thing is a bit crap. So is most of the hair. It's all a bit mid-90s Italian footballer

It is, Calam

Oh look. XF guests emerge fully clothed and don't pretend to be shagging SHOCK.
They're male though, so it's OK

Is Harry not allowed to bathe? He always looks so dirty.

So is putting your mic right up to your mouth a good way of hiding shit pretend singing? Miming?

Oh dear, even cheeky cherub Harry has got the look of greasy heroin chic about him.

God they have aged.

fluffing- so I have been informed. As dd1 rolled her eyes at me. DD2's friend at nursery is 4 - he loves the Wandies- he takes a Liam doll, and a back pack to school everyday. DD2 knows all the words to this, it's quite cute.

It's like a stupid hair contest

Thay all look greasy- don't they?

Harry now looks like Frankie Cockwomble.

I've seen the Wandies TWICEI LOVE THEM, but c'mon...feminist anthem it ain't. Tut.

Complacency innit. They could fart the alphabet and get to no.1.
instead they're getting a bit soap-dodgery and doing weird arm swinging.
I bet Year Nine are practicing that RIGHT NOW. And not washing.

Caroline Flack must have sucked his youth dry.

'Looking good' ??

DS2 said they should have a slogan above them saying "Don't do drugs kids, cause this is what you'll look like!"

Is Harry high?

Is "youth" the new name for a willy