X FACTOR- It's 'Queen Versus Michael Jackson' Week!

[Raahh]

Yes, really. Because they are so similar and everything. I think they have done this before with exactly the same songs.

Tonight, the songs are

Andrea Faustini
Somebody To Love

Paul Akister
Don’t Stop Me Now

Lauren Platt
I’ll Be There

Stereo Kicks
You Are Not Alone

Only The Young
Blame It On The Boogie

Ben Haenow
Man In The Mirror

Fleur East
Will You Be There

Jay James
The Show Must Go On

Stevi Ritchie
Bohemian Rhapsody

I like what she's wearing.

Oh dear, massive fireworks are upsetting toddler. Gutted I can't see them this year or last year, or next year

I don't like Lauren
i didn't like that
i didn't like her dress
i don't like her

I like her more now I know she's been ill and not mentioned it and Clunt milked it for all it's worth!

I missed her. Was she any good?

She's seventeen? They should have SAID.
Honestly.

ItsFab don't hold back there.

Why was there a number 10 on her sparkly dress?

It's not going to be big band week next week. This isn't the promised disco week, so who knows what shit it'll actually be next week,

I get the impression itsfab isn't that keen on Lauren

Oh look- it's the M and S Christmas ad.

The M&S ad is crap.

Was Clunty in the Navy? News to us all. Dermot is a mumsnetter after his dig at lou lou now.. I do think they read our comments.. I thought lamanting lauren was a basildon girl, how wrong was I?

I'd like to see, write your own song week. Perform with a band and none of that shitty backing track bollocks.

They're making a ridiculous deal over this M&S ad. It's not even very interesting.

Last year's was better. That was a bit rubbish.

They usually have a bunch of famous types- you can tell profits are down.

I would be seriously pissed off if someone gave me underwear for Christmas. Not only do I get to cook all day and entertain, but then I am to put it on at night (why else would you be given underwear by your other half) and get my fuck on? How about a divorce?

OK, just caught up after being unavoidably detained by RL.
Sort of heard Flobbie - wow Mel must really hate him to give him one of Queen's novelty songs.
Clunt - oh just fuck off.
Lauren - lovely girl but thought she was a bit flat in places. Still, she's only young. I forget how young exactly as they haven't mentioned it...

Ooh M&S crimbo ad.

I bet he was never actually in the navy, he probably just told them he liked singing the Village People's 'In The Navy'.

Last week Clunt said "I would like to wish the royal Marines happy 350th birthday"

Fuck off you nause

Adverts.

M&S Christmas ad. Quite liked it.
Sonos
KFC
Sonos. Again.
Interstellar movie
Sonos. FFS.

I lost my voice this week. I didn't whine like clunt. Mostly I tried to stay silent really.