X FACTOR- It's 'Queen Versus Michael Jackson' Week!

[Raahh]

Yes, really. Because they are so similar and everything. I think they have done this before with exactly the same songs.

Tonight, the songs are

Andrea Faustini
Somebody To Love

Paul Akister
Don’t Stop Me Now

Lauren Platt
I’ll Be There

Stereo Kicks
You Are Not Alone

Only The Young
Blame It On The Boogie

Ben Haenow
Man In The Mirror

Fleur East
Will You Be There

Jay James
The Show Must Go On

Stevi Ritchie
Bohemian Rhapsody

M&S ad was a bit disappointing. I kept thinking it will be Debenhams.

Lauren is bland but with better material she could be as good as countless other young female artists.

It's Leo from that 70s show

That's what I think, squoosh. Or he REALLY likes An Officer and a Gentleman. or he's had his colours done and been told to always wear dark blue.

dillite- it looked very low budget- i half expected Mylene to turn up at the end.

I suspect this could be a bit novelty act again this week,

I've not seen a greatest Anita album add yet .
Is he on the judging panel for Australian xfactor?? #Scrapingthebarrel

And her clothes off, Philosophy. Material won't matter then.

Dermopteras comment was funny

jellyandbeans Essex fascinates me, what's the big diff between Billericay and Basildon?

My PILs gave me sexy underwear for Christmas the year I gave birth to DS2 on Christmas fucking Eve! I might have had a tantrum!

Only the Young are my faves because they are God's Honest Twats, as opposed to the weaselly Illing/Navy/LovemeNan twattery of the others. I imagine after ten minutes in their company one would want to push them down a lift shaft, but I still count that as an improvement on the RAGE I feel when I think of the others.

I think my objection to this lot is that they're so annoying, in the same way that the grown in a lab kids on barney the dinosaur were.

Basildon is a shithole, Billericay is less of.

Only the flat

And they're doing the proper Big Fun dance. Excellent.

I lover her shuffling

There really are posters - they've been appearing for weeks (whispers I live where Lauren comes from)

I don't like blondie from oty.

I knew Brian wouldn't let us down- he had the roller skaters ready for disco week

Oh my giddy aunt, blondie is well off key.

Trouble with OTY is it's like someone cloned Same Difference.

I hate happy people.

This is one of the crappest songs ever. Every dickhead does that groin thrust move for 'blame it on the good times'.

I've hardly ever done this.

What's with the yipping from the blonde one? Sounds like someone trod on a chihuahuas tail