X FACTOR- It's 'Queen Versus Michael Jackson' Week!

[Raahh]

Yes, really. Because they are so similar and everything. I think they have done this before with exactly the same songs.

Tonight, the songs are

Andrea Faustini
Somebody To Love

Paul Akister
Don’t Stop Me Now

Lauren Platt
I’ll Be There

Stereo Kicks
You Are Not Alone

Only The Young
Blame It On The Boogie

Ben Haenow
Man In The Mirror

Fleur East
Will You Be There

Jay James
The Show Must Go On

Stevi Ritchie
Bohemian Rhapsody

Did Dermott not say something about this week being disco on Sunday though?

Queen v Michael Jackson will be awful. We'll have to listen to lots more of people talking about MJ as if he wasn't a creepy weirdo who invited young boys to share his bed.

He did say disco, yup
That too would have been awful

Stevies kind of integrated himself with me. Like a friendly bout of venereal disease.

Like a gurning tapeworm

Evening all.

Heynow is going to destroy man in the mirror :(

Well, previous contestant have already destroyed man in the mirror. Diana vickers honked her way through in, for example. At least heynow will wear shoes.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=UC0OaxI4OnE

The Claw, how we miss her. Do you think she's found her shoes?

Danyl Johnson also had a go at murdering it.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4VnnCyDMGQ

I can see why they didn't let Lamenting Lauren have another go at it

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9XEi_kRNg

Maybe her feet have formed foot claws too from the years of not wearing shoes.

Well there's a list of people turning on christmas lights at an Asda near you soon

It must be hard turning on the Asda Christmas lights without shoes on. You'd have chilly feet.

Evening, it looks even more shit than usual tonight.

Is that even possible?

I dunno. Revisiting YouTube clips of xfactors past reminds me of how crap it's been previously too. I don't know why I expect it to be anything other than awful really.

I haven't even read the comments yet and all I want to do is scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WHY DO YOU HATE MUSIC SO MUCH SIMON? WHAT HAS IT EVER DONE TO YOU????????

Evening! by the way. I'm just glad I've got my weekly Saturday night ironing pile to do. It will distract me from the horribleness that's on tonight.

I sense a bad mood coming, Queen should not be the X factor.

Women in bras.

Tonights episode is brought to you by stompy walking girls and the letter Pointless

Mel has come dressed as an ugly sofa tonight.

I see London, I see France, I seen Cheryl's spanx.

Amelia 'Verucca' lily is turning on the lights near me. Callabro are doing the main Manchester city centre ones. I bet the cast of Corrie are seething that their annual gig has been taken over like this.

Look at Chezza- trying to look like an actual poppy, so as not to be over shadowed by her remembrance poppy.

dillite

I wish my tv would mute itself every time Mel speaks.

And all these years on MN- it has only just occurred to me there has never been a poppy emoticon.

Is Mel B planning on camouflaging herself in a 70s semi?