X FACTOR- It's 'Queen Versus Michael Jackson' Week!

[Raahh]

Yes, really. Because they are so similar and everything. I think they have done this before with exactly the same songs.

Tonight, the songs are

Andrea Faustini
Somebody To Love

Paul Akister
Don’t Stop Me Now

Lauren Platt
I’ll Be There

Stereo Kicks
You Are Not Alone

Only The Young
Blame It On The Boogie

Ben Haenow
Man In The Mirror

Fleur East
Will You Be There

Jay James
The Show Must Go On

Stevi Ritchie
Bohemian Rhapsody

Because he's a cunt, slithy?

ON ME!

Just going with Nothing then? ok, so.

I do like Lauren. Sorry I know it's again the rules of the thread.

Probably dill

I said she'd be doing her best Mariah. . Get your warble on, girl.

Please don't be there. Thanks.

Dillite They do, Matt Cardle is from Halstead, near where I live and the local paper had Matt Cardle all over it for weeks.

Fairy- it's allowed.

Zzzzz

Isn't Lauren the one whose divorced parents got back together for her audition? If she doesn't win they will split up and it will be Lauren's fault.

Fuck off Mel. Just fuck off.

17 !!!

it's not 14 though is it?

Snice: they just changed their minds, I think.

Oh mel. 17 and tonsillitis. Fuck off.

Louis-bot needs a re-boot. He's repeating the same phrases again. In a minute he'll give the game away by calling her a Little Linford Christie.

SEVENTEEN?!

I had no fucking idea.

Look like a pop star
Sound like a pop star
All the way to the final
Only 17

I call line!

I did like it though.

I like her bit they ruin it by reminding us she's ONLY 17 You knows.....

She's so bland

how old is she though? and is that other bloke in the navy?

squoosh- yes, I've thought that all along. It will be awkward over Christmas dinner.

Arf at man of the people

Yes Sqoosh. Speak about pressure and failed expectations.