X FACTOR- It's 'Queen Versus Michael Jackson' Week!

[Raahh]

Yes, really. Because they are so similar and everything. I think they have done this before with exactly the same songs.

Tonight, the songs are

Andrea Faustini
Somebody To Love

Paul Akister
Don’t Stop Me Now

Lauren Platt
I’ll Be There

Stereo Kicks
You Are Not Alone

Only The Young
Blame It On The Boogie

Ben Haenow
Man In The Mirror

Fleur East
Will You Be There

Jay James
The Show Must Go On

Stevi Ritchie
Bohemian Rhapsody

Is giraffe on the thread tonight?

URGH @ smug Bo Selecta Mel

Are flobbie and mingehead talking in euphemisms or is it me?

Ugh, the boring clunt is up.

They promote war, glorify war, make a political statement, support the troops, modern military shouldn't be honoured, you are shamed into wearing them dillite apparently.

Pete- be grateful. Very grateful.

Has Clunt got his voice back- please say he hasn't.

He's been told to praise Mel or get booted off the show probably.

They lost 2 acts last week, and yet the show is only 15 minutes shorter? How?

Hip Hop Crimbo!

The Argos Christmas ad is extremely shit.

Argosy have filmed the guy in green doing the mirror thing from the wrong angle. You can see some of his other leg throughout the advert.

Not to derail...

Aren't poppies about honouring the fallen troops from the world wars?

I don't wear a poppy for many reasons.

dillite- endless Christmas ads.

That's what I thought Slithy too. But then what do I know?

No not just the world wars.

Dillite by Cutting down the number of times clunt says he was in the navy?

I just need to put this out there, ladies....

m.castingcallpro.com/uk/view.php?uid=172614

Stevi has Pixie ears in that picture

Do those in the navy get a poppy?

Is it just me, or are this years Christmas ads a bit..... shit?

I don't wear a poppy either, for various reasons that I'm not going to share on MN.

I'm surprised clunt hasn't come dressed as a poppy tonight, to maximise the whole navy thing.

The mum in the Asda ad is thinking- 'I did all the sodding work,and the prodigal daughter returns and gets all the glory.'

Yes they are, but every November there are endless threads on MN where people come up with lots of reasons of why they won't wear them, can't wear them and what they stand for.

It's really depressing.

Narrowly missing out on the part of frodo there

I just Googled and Santa is switching on our Christmas lights. You think he'd be a bit too busy.