X FACTOR- It's 'Queen Versus Michael Jackson' Week!

[Raahh]

Yes, really. Because they are so similar and everything. I think they have done this before with exactly the same songs.

Tonight, the songs are

Andrea Faustini
Somebody To Love

Paul Akister
Don’t Stop Me Now

Lauren Platt
I’ll Be There

Stereo Kicks
You Are Not Alone

Only The Young
Blame It On The Boogie

Ben Haenow
Man In The Mirror

Fleur East
Will You Be There

Jay James
The Show Must Go On

Stevi Ritchie
Bohemian Rhapsody

Isn't he busy making toys and drinking mulled wine?

I think X Factor is long overdue an onstage electrocution.

He has the most revoltingly nasal voice.

And they've given him the Bazza Garlow Hitler Yoof combover. Topical.

No socks!

Clunt is making me feel stabby

make it stop!

They're probably just sad that he hasn't got a grandad who died in the war to achieve full house in the manipulating the audience bingo.

This is so dull, and whiny.

This is a travesty. The original and the elton john version are so much better.

Oh yes, he has lost his voice. He's scaring bats with those high notes.

Dp just asked me if the 'melting puppet' is still on here. Poor Stevi.

He's a lovely radioactive shade of apricot.

Giraffe- 'lead in Phantom'

I've decided Stevi can win the whole thing.

Why do they always have some lost voice drama and then miraculously recover on the night?

Is that bullshit I smell......

I think he would annoy me less if he had spiky hair

I thought that's what his army of elves was for?

Stevi's headshot photo linked to upthread is truly horrifying stuff.

Louis is cracking the pass agg comments.
consistent and amazing are such fluid terms

Arrogant tosser shaking his head at Mel!

I HATE CLUNT

What's wrong with going down the pub? Going down the pub is a NOBLE thing.

'Melting puppet'

He looks like he's doing one of those dairy milk adverts from my youth mel, not going down the pub.

Wow, Simon IS wearing a lot of blusher. He's heading into aunt Sally territory.