X FACTOR- It's 'Queen Versus Michael Jackson' Week!

[Raahh]

Yes, really. Because they are so similar and everything. I think they have done this before with exactly the same songs.

Tonight, the songs are

Andrea Faustini
Somebody To Love

Paul Akister
Don’t Stop Me Now

Lauren Platt
I’ll Be There

Stereo Kicks
You Are Not Alone

Only The Young
Blame It On The Boogie

Ben Haenow
Man In The Mirror

Fleur East
Will You Be There

Jay James
The Show Must Go On

Stevi Ritchie
Bohemian Rhapsody

I don't think they'd dare Raahh. You need to read some poppy threads.

How would you apply a poppy emoticon?

ROAR at the rehearsal
You stand there, Flobby. The girls will do stompy walking and sexy moving around you. Obvs they'll be naked on the night, or near enough. OK? Right, from the top then.

Why are blokes getting HD brows now?

There are poppy threads?

Yes dillite.

Fairy- oh, i have Still think there should be a poppy.

You could just litter posts willy nilly with poppies. dillite haven't really thought it through emoticon

Please go back to not smiling when singing Flobbie. PLEASE! Halloween is over and you are creeping me out.

Our lights are being turned on by the breakfast show hosts of a local radio station. Joe mcelderry can't even get that gig these days.

Oh NOBODY calls you Mr Farenheit.
They say 'ooo look, he's like a chubby Robbie Williams. Only a bit shitter'

I like how they keep trying to hide him behind smoke.

If we had a poppy emoticon on here we'd all be swept away on a tsunami of frothing

So in case Paul doesn't perform, surround him with the Wagner Laydeez.

As a recording artist, he won't need to perform, mel.

Isn't Pocket Flobbie tiny?

Raahh people would explode at their keyboards!

I think we can all safely say that by not wanting himself to stop, he's in a minority of one.

this is shit!

I guess I better not ask what people have against poppies.....

WTF? That was crap! How are they gushing over him?

Where was the spark?

I quite like Flobbie, but he was bit meh.

Has Simon got blusher on? He's gone overboard with it!

Arf @ Rudolph

We're not happy though simon!

I don't think any Z list sleb turns on our Christmas lights. Should I be offended or relieved?

Mingehead has a PROPER ladygarden parting going on tonight

I really can't work out what Mel is wearing. It's horrible, though.

I promise not to mention poppies again