X FACTOR- It's 'Queen Versus Michael Jackson' Week!

[Raahh]

Yes, really. Because they are so similar and everything. I think they have done this before with exactly the same songs.

Tonight, the songs are

Andrea Faustini
Somebody To Love

Paul Akister
Don’t Stop Me Now

Lauren Platt
I’ll Be There

Stereo Kicks
You Are Not Alone

Only The Young
Blame It On The Boogie

Ben Haenow
Man In The Mirror

Fleur East
Will You Be There

Jay James
The Show Must Go On

Stevi Ritchie
Bohemian Rhapsody

My little brother had toy penguins

If it helps, remember that the song was likely written for a naked Yoko Ono.

Squoosh- no, there is a black and white clip - we thought it was from 'It's a Wonderful Life' , but it isn't. We are trying to work out which 40's actress she is. Or they could have just faked a clip, like they faked a penguin

Oldspice trending ha!

Rudy- ewwwww.

Who sings the song in the JL ad? I don't recognise it my eyes are leaking tho

They stole it from Wall-E. Like the plot.

Yes they are slithy.

I think it's Tom Odell

Yes, that makes me sad about the JL ad too. My ds's loved, worn, stuffed monkey. Ffs being a mum is stupidly emotional.

They skyped their 5 fans? That's the VT to bring them back from their second sing off?

Seriously?

I wouldn't have coped with that JL ad last year, what with DH being with the bloody penguins for Christmas. Nice of them to hang on with it imo.

I hope the one with the big hair who does most of the vocals doesn't do his sex face singing this week.

Tom Odell, cyclops- it's a John Lennon cover.

Ok I need to not be sad and weepy.

I hate the lead singer of masturb8's hair.

Tom o dell. NME love him ( not) did a song on x factor called Another love, floppy hair, about 20.

And yes, I know my grammar there was shite but I don't care.

that's penguines and otters ruined for me forever. My two favorite animals.

The genius thing about Year Nine, as a band, is that ANY of them could die or be arrested for flashing, or spit on fans, or make gobshitey comments about Anne Frank or whevs, and they could just sub in another teeny asbo-faced gurner. Sustainability.

Shit this is bad.

Theres yer man sniffing his shoulder again

They are on stools! It's the westlife trick. I bet they all stand up at the key change.

Which ones the leader singer? There's at least ninety three of them.

Dolphins too, Bairn.

Who just got on the stage?