X FACTOR- It's 'Queen Versus Michael Jackson' Week!

[Raahh]

Yes, really. Because they are so similar and everything. I think they have done this before with exactly the same songs.

Tonight, the songs are

Andrea Faustini
Somebody To Love

Paul Akister
Don’t Stop Me Now

Lauren Platt
I’ll Be There

Stereo Kicks
You Are Not Alone

Only The Young
Blame It On The Boogie

Ben Haenow
Man In The Mirror

Fleur East
Will You Be There

Jay James
The Show Must Go On

Stevi Ritchie
Bohemian Rhapsody

What the fuck are they all looking around at.

Oh crazy fan.

I hated the video for this- with Jacko and his new missus all semi- nekkid - and if you paused it you could see MJ's willy allegedly

WHAT HAPPENED???

Why are Y9 detention giving each other wide eyed panicky looks?

The one with big hair looks like the evil twin that lives in Joey Essex's attic.

Nooooo Dolphins are in my top 5!
While we are at it what about Puffins and Polar Bears?

The wailing one, Honey.

Does anyone remember the video for this song? It featured a nekkid Michael Jackson and a nekkid Lisa Marie Presley having nekkid hi jinx.

It was horrific.

I missed that, I'm going to have to rewind that again and again and again

Jarvis Cocker?

Told you they'd been practicing stools and clutching

Crazy person paid for by Louis to rush on stage for the ultimate pity vote

What happened

x-post Squoosh

Oh, clearly Raah remembered!

Random stage invasion there, was that bloke joining in? Is he another new member

Not as far as I know, Bairn. So you still have the two! All hope is not yet lost!

PLEASE let it have been Jarvis

squoosh can't be any worse than the time they snogged sloppily at the MTV awards.

Those boys dealt with that really well.

maintain their focus? it was a bloody set up

What happened? What did I miss?

Mystery guest on stage

Tom O'Dell, ah yes! Thanks

As that a stage invasion? Louis was shooing them off like a grumpy old man!

Fuck, theres already 8 of them, dont need anymore.