X FACTOR- It's 'Queen Versus Michael Jackson' Week!

[Raahh]

Yes, really. Because they are so similar and everything. I think they have done this before with exactly the same songs.

Tonight, the songs are

Andrea Faustini
Somebody To Love

Paul Akister
Don’t Stop Me Now

Lauren Platt
I’ll Be There

Stereo Kicks
You Are Not Alone

Only The Young
Blame It On The Boogie

Ben Haenow
Man In The Mirror

Fleur East
Will You Be There

Jay James
The Show Must Go On

Stevi Ritchie
Bohemian Rhapsody

Essex people are taking over. They do well on x factor anyway. Freddie fied stevi, never ever. Fred is turning in his grave ,

oh no- not the mastrb8's.

JL ADVERT!!!

Thankfully Colchester is a long way from Billericay - in the North of the county I believe

that performance was unbelievable - not in a good way

I'm nowhere near a TV, I'm sitting on DS's bed read g this with a fist in my mouth to stop myself laughing. Looking at you Rudolph

John Lewis ad!

Nothing wrong with Essex, TOWIE gave us all a bad rep.

Year Nine Detention have been up late ALL WEEK practicing. Practicing air clutching. Practicing pointing. Practicing saying GURRLLLLL.

Ads

JL penguin christmas

The penguins are cute

How long have John Lewis filming this ad for?

Where's BOF anyway? Is she still trying to find out who the actress in the, possibly fake, clip is?

I don't get nice and i don't get genuine from Stevi. Quite the opposite in fact. Creepy and desperate more like urgh.. I dunno, he just ruffles my feathers

BOF is at the theatre!

DH thought Monty was a real penguin.

It's not the ad that gets me since I belatedly realised it was a cynical merchandising ploy it's the song. And my newborn. And the fact that she isn't a newborn anymore.

Buy two penguins.. What recession? John lewis, for the people.

Everyone loves penguins (when they don't rape baby penguins).

Boffles has a LIFE today. Unlike us sorry lot. I don't think it'll last tho

What actress in what clip? Is it scandaoloso?

I think stevi is creepy in his desperation and neediness. I think he was probably bullied at school and feel quite sorry for him.

Fairy- so she has left everyone else trying to figure out the bloody film then? Charming

I cry every time at JL advert.

Are penguins rapists? I know otters are, cunts,